Even dedicated career whores slip up sometimes.
Ordinarily this is where workers' comp would enter into the equation...

...but since goblins aren't legally "people" (rather the law only recognizes them officially as 'good for a laugh' and/or 'consummate cumdumps' depending on which judge you ask) in this district, I guess she'll just have to manage swinging some baby weight around while sucking her way out of the situation.