So the story here is that I saw someone with the username 'Pankkake' while playing an online game, and thought to myself then & there "wow how clever, I will rip that off and portray it as my own original idea"

From there it was just a hop skip and jump to connecting the title to an obvious bukkake display, and as for the sticky centerfold... in the realm of female pancake peddlers it was either Aunt Jemima or Mrs. Butterworth. Speaking for myself, I think that contest can only go one way.

In the final analysis, fuck Pearl Milling Company