?Sweet or Spicy? NERD EDITION (Patreon)

Called out in the halls, paraded around the locker room with his crinkles on display, our little mousey has had a heck of a week.

Some say the little guy had always had a thing for humiliation and he'd finally found the hunk of his dreams to mash all his deliciously embarrassing buttons. Others say it was bullying, plain and simple, but that the tubby junior mathlete had his own plans for ending the torment...or at least HIS torment.

As for which account is the truth, well, that's for YOU to decide. Choose your own adventure, nerds!