Merlim (Patreon)

:l

 Merlim haf difficultee.
Every day is a struggle for this dog. His IQ is so low. My poor dumb son.
The other day I offered the dogs a lick of an ice cream cone. The other two licked it gently and Merlin violently snatched the whole thing with a speed he'd never shown before. It surprised me. In the violent ice cream grab I even got my hand bitten. Gonna have to work on that.
So yeah he ate an entire giant ice cream cone by catching me off guard.