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Hello and welcome to the Nik gallery.

Given the lack of Nik Prime, we have voted to allow you access to our little “insurance policy”

The Library has Any Nik for any need.

Also , after the Power armored Pillowfight known as Warpillow 40k

We decided it would be best to remove some spare Nik’s from outside different times and places across the multiverse.

Think of them as variant Batmen action figures,

Only cryogenically persevered,

Batman sucks,

And in a giant vending machine like those fancy soda machines where you type in the number and the conveyer moves up , catches your selection and spits it out in the convient withdrawal receptacle .

A 1 : Pirate Nik. Absolute loonatic of the 41 & 3/4 seas !

A 2: N1k -3000 , cyborg Sous-chef, robot vigilante

A 3: Teenage Mutant Nik Turtle. Trained in the ancient art of rubber chicken combat.

A 4: Nikman, a superhero with the power of 127,434 Niks

A 5: Professor Astronaut Baron Von Nik, Semi Evil Squared Genius

B 1: Nikodeeeeeeeemus , Master of the mystical Arts

B 2: Nikachu , Electrical Rodent Type ( I know, I thought I was gonna be a Niklax too)

B 3: Nik the Duck…. Don’t ask…

B 4: NNNNNARGLE. Undead Subterranean Cannabalistic Nik

B 5: Insurance Agent Nik. With the power to put you to sleep because that shit is boring

C 1: Bad translation Nik. Nik speaks and you can’t understand, and you just know the subtitles aren’t right

C 2 : Teleport Sneeze Nik. A hyper allergic Nik to spontaneously teleports in time and space every time he sneezes

C 3 : Near sided Eleven Archer Nik. Lithe, whispy, glowy, with cheekbones that could cut well aged cheese, Nik is everything the Orlando Bloom was in that movie (Elizabethtown?) except he can’t see without his glasses and he’s too proud to wear them and muss up his perfectly golden hairs… so he shoots really fast and hopes he’s hitting the bad guys.

C 4: Non explosive Nik. He doesn’t explode and reconstitute himself. I don’t know why you would think that…. ( he totally explodes )

C 5 : Were Jerboa Nik.

D 1: Lactose Intolerant Nik. Why do we have those ?!?! They filled the spot when we ran out of Charming Pleasure Dom International Jewel Thief Nik ??? WHO THOUGHT THOSE WERE COMPARABLE ?!?!?!

D 2: Mighty Ducks Nik. The Nik with the mutant ability to generate VHS copies of D2: The Mighty Ducks sequel from his fingertips at 250 feet per second.

D 3: Frying Pan Barbarian Nik: The fiercest warrior the world has ever know, but only if he is wielding frying pans.

D 4: Chuck Nikris: Flannel Cutoff. Blue Jeans. Snake Skin Boots. Mullet. Mustache down to his chin. So tough they named a bridge after him once but had to change it within three days because everyone who crosses Chuck Nikris dies horribly

D 5: Stack of Sentient Pancakes Nik

E 1: Elizabethan Dandy Nik: Fashionable , Freshly fit, and fierce when It comes to insults

E 2: Crazy Scottish Weapon Manufacturer Nik:

Everything he makes involves farm animals and reckless altitudes

E 3 : Salesman Nik : cheap suit, plastic hair , just trying to make sure you understand how this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to lock in this price… the Nik from the darkest of timelines

E 4: Old timey Prospector Wagon Train Cook Nik: Crazy unkempt bearded Nik who has a tale for every situation and an eye patch that your pretty sure keeps switching eyes

And lastly,

E 5: OmNik : The Godhead form of Nik , the omnipotent omniscient immortal Nik that can manipulate time and sp- dammit. He’s gone again… HEY GUYS DO WE HAVE SOMETHING FOR E 5 ? THEY ALL DISAPPEARED AGAIN….. SOUNDS GOOD!

*Ahem *

E 5: Lactose Intolerant Nik, now with scuba gear, camouflage inflatable human hamster ball , and kung fu action grip …. Seriously …

https://youtu.be/6ZktNItwexo