Peach Beach Volleyball 2 (Patreon)

Been wanting to wrap this up. The weird indirect fighting and options for over the top, slapstick kind of fighting keeps this one interesting. It's mostly a matter of deciding who and what type. Just some more full-contact, hardcore magical beach volleyball.

The call to use Shadow Queen was partly from the lack of female characters in the franchise while trying to fill out the roster. But she clearly left a mark given how much porn I found of her from some basic searching, so don't midn dipping into the Paper Mario characters a bit.

The Lakitus with their video cameras hovered over the crowded beach. Fans had come from far and wide to witness the Super Spikers Volleyball event held on the sandy shores of the Mushroom Kingdom. The rules were kept fast and loose outside of scoring, leading to some bizarre and flashy techniques being used by the players.

The competition was pretty loose as a whole so the competing princesses, heroines, babies and monstergirls swapped teammates and challengers quite regularly. Pauline had been playing alongside Peach before, but had cycled around to test her odds among other allies.

The busty redhead mayor stepped out to the sands with another red-haired player by her side. The two rarely seen (let alone paired together) ladies were dressed in their skimpy and sporty bikinis. Pauline’s long red hair was similar to her teammate’s, but Captain Syrup sported some hoop earrings and a diamond navel ring to go with it. Her curly red hair was tied back into a bushy ponytail with a bandana over her head. The golden coin $ symbol on the crotch of Syrup’s bikini made it obvious where her interests lay in this competition.

On the other side of the net, a pair of tall and busty women stretched readily. Bowsette and Shadow Queen made their first real debuts as active characters in any Mario Brothers-themed sporting event, with Bowsette in her first ever after popular demand (and a rather limited roster of female characters). She was curvy with some notable muscle exposed by her swimsuit, long blonde hair and fair skin in one of her alternate colors compared to her red and tanned look. A spikey shell, tail and horns emerged from her otherwise human built with a dainty Super Crown pinned to her hair.

The Shadow Queen had only been in Paper Mario games, so she was a surprise to many. The tall and purple-black skinned woman with full lips, no visible eyes, and long, wiry hair smirked as she brushed some of the long gray strands from her face. Her thin, ghostly body was speckled in starlight patterns to indicate her cosmic power when she wasn’t busy playing casual volleyball with the other girls of the series.

“Introducing, The Red Hots versus The Baddies! Get ready!” a sourceless announcer declared.

“Prepare to get roasted!” Bowsette boasted, beaming wide. Despite her curvy feminine appearance, she flashed some tongues of flame out of her bared fangs.

“Yessss. After so long in the shadowssss, I can finally extract my revenge,” Shadow Queen hissed between her pouty lips. “...at volleyball.”

“I’ve been waiting to put a few of you pains in my ass in your place,” Pauline huffed confidently, putting her hands on her hips.

“Stop now and save yourself the medical bills, ladies,” Captain Syrup laughed merrily as she tossed back her hair.

“Nobody better at the beaches than a pirate!”

The volleyball appeared floating over the net as the timer counted down. All four ladies squatted down to spread their legs and stick out their hips, ready to jump.

“First to 5 points is the winner! Ready in 3! 2! 1! GO!”

The ball flashed with light as all four ladies jumped for it. There was a rapid series of thumps as their hands all swatted at it at once, juggling it in place for a moment before it tumbled over to The Baddies’ side of the net.

“Ah crap!” Bowsette blurted, but she curled her tail and swatted it up to bat it back up into the air.

Shadow Queen leaned in and stretched out one of her arms, smacking it firmly over the net with a dark palm.

“Eat it, mortalssss!” the queen cackled as Pauline and Syrup dove to intercept it.

The Red Hots were too anxious and rammed into each other, grunting loudly as their tits slammed together in their jumpy reaction. The ball still smacked down on their combined cleavage, bouncing the ball back up as their tits jiggled wildly.

“It’s still up!” Pauline encouraged.

Syrup nodded and grabbed the busty mayor by the shoulder. She pulled down to make her bend over, leaving Pauline on all fours with her bust and ass jiggling. She was left in the humiliating position as the captain jumped onto her back and used her as a springboard, leaping high up and smashing a double-fisted blow into the airborne ball. It rocketed back across the net and smashed a miniature dent into the opponent’s sand.

“1 to zero for The Red Hots!” the announcer declared.

The villainesses groaned while Pauline rose back to her feet and smacked Syrup on the ass.

“What was that about? I’m a mayor and a teammate, not a footstool!” the mayor huffed.

“Hey, it worked,” the pirate chuckled.

“We needed to think fast to get the jump on them, right?”

Pauline rolled her eyes and nodded. “I guess. Good shot.”

The ball reappeared in Pauline’s hand as she gave it a gauging toss to herself. “Get ready for another!”

Pauline threw up the ball and smashed over a serve. Shadow Queen stretched out her lower body to swat the ball up and let Bowsette leap into the air.

“How’s this for a trick shot!?” the blonde boasted koopa queen shouted as she swung her hips around. Her thick booty and barbed tail smacked into the ball and spiked it over the net and it was all Pauline could do to get in the way and bounce it straight back up.

Captain Syrup ran up and jumped to spike the ball over, but Bowsette was still in the air. She thrust her butt backward and mashed it into the pirate’s face, burying her nose between her cheeks. With her face full of ass, Syrup’s spike went wide and landed outside the goal zone. Syrup landed on her ass, sputtering as she wiped some of Bowsette’s sweat off her face.

“1 to 1!” the announcer’s voice called as the ball was warped over to Shadow Queen.

“Keep your head in the game,” Pauline warned sternly.

“And my head out of her ass. Got it,” Syrup chuckled as she got back up.

Shadow Queen twirled the ball on her dark finger before finally serving it over. It had barely left her hand when the announcer’s voice piped up again.

“Incoming wave!” he called out as both sides’ eyes went wide.

The tide pulled back out and formed a large wave coming back at them. It was enough that around half of the playing field was safe, but the ball was too close to it. Syrup hastily leapt up and swatted the ball high enough to keep it in play just before the wave crashed into her. She was swept off her feet as Pauline set the ball back over the net, but as the water cleared Syrup was running around with a panicked look on her face.

“Fuck! Fuck! Get them out!” she shrieked as she pulled at her swimsuit.

Looking closer at the panicking pirate, there were several small Cheep Cheeps flopping around inside her swimsuit. They splashed around and bit at anything in front of them, whether it was a bikini or flesh. She flinched as one chomped onto her nipple, making her resort to just grabbing and throwing away her swimsuit entirely. The red and white fish bounced around on the sand for a bit before rolling back into the water, leaving the curvy redhead completely naked.

In the fish-induced chaos, Shadow Queen had no problem scoring on The Red Hots. She leapt up with a stretch of her shadowy leg and puffed up her chest, the airbag-like tits slamming the ball right past the distracted Syrup.

“SCORE! 2 to 1 for The Baddies!”

“Watch out over there!” Pauline snapped at her teammate.

“Did you not SEE the cheep on my tit!?”

“Just focus up. I’m not losing to these evil floozies.”

The Baddies served the ball over and The Red Hots were back on their game. The ball bounced back and forth between the teams, and with some careful setup Syrup smacked the ball through one of the floating item boxes. She was still waiting for it to roll through its roulette of options when Bowsette leapt up from behind the breaking block.

“Eat this, ya goodie two-shoes!” she laughed as she bashed the ball back down with both fists grasped together.

Syrup gasped and tried to jump up to intercept it but her powerful blow was too hard and too fast. It whizzed into the sand right in front of her, sinking in a moment before bouncing right back up. The still speeding ball tagged Pauline right between the legs, making her quickly crumble to the sand holding her pussy. Her pale thighs crossed as her mouth and eyes went wide open.

“Watch your side already!” Syrup warned angrily, undeterred by her partner’s pain.

“SCORE! 3 to 1 for The Baddies!”

Pauline rubbed her bikini bottoms and scowled back at her mouthy teammate.

“I swear, fish tits, if you don’t watch your MOUTH…” She growled and shook her head. “Whatever. Just set me up.”

With their item stash at the ready, the Redhots had big plans ready. As soon as the ball was served back towards them, Syrup rushed in and turned around to thrust out her ass. The ball bounced off her perky ass as Pauline leapt up nimbly and slapped it back over. When Shadow Queen leapt up to stop it, Pauline activated her Super Star. Her skin glowed with a golden energy as her hair flowed majestically behind her.

“FACEOFF!” the announcer called and even without any visible eyes, Shadow Queen clearly flinched from the idea.

“That’s not the only star you’re gonna be seeing!” Pauline shouted.

The sultry mayor punched the ball hard and it launched the dark villainess in the belly. She huffed hard and doubled over in midair, clutching her gut as her breasts swung wildly beneath her torso. The ball bounced right back and Pauline smirked as she unleashed a wave of star power, pummeling it back and forth like Shadow Queen was a wall being used for tennis practice. The pouty-lipped queen’s body jerked violently as the ball crushed her breasts, smacked her belly and knocked her face hard enough to knock the spit from her mouth.

“UFF! AGHH! Not that fayssssss~!” she hissed pathetically.

Pauline put a bit of a spin on a kick to the ball as it smashed into Shadow Queen’s chest. It hit the side of one of her breasts, knocking it into the other before a dark bikini went flying. Dark purple-pink nipples flopped around as the inky woman was launched flat on her back, the ball smacking down on her face as she moaned topless and beaten silly.

“Wow. Impressive,” Syrup noted as Pauline touched back down.

“Well half of that was the power-up talking,” Pauline admitted.

“I mean I didn’t even realize queeny was wearing a swimsuit. Who buys one the color of your own skin?” Syrup said, gesturing in disbelief at the topless shade.

“SCORE! 3 to 2!”

Pauline served the ball back over and the rallied bad girls were quick to bump it back. The Red Hots shared a quick glance as Syrup ran in and set the ball back up, making it look like an easy counter for The Baddies.

When Shadow Queen ran up to smash it back at them, Pauline reached back towards her hip to access their items. Her smirking expression went blank as she patted her hip and grabbed a bunch of bananas from thin air. She prepared to throw it when her arm got stuck halfway into pulling back.

“What the-?!”

“You’re not the only ones with items, you know!” the Shadow Queen grinned wickedly.

There was an impish cackle as Bowsette held out a smaller ball with a grinning ghost’s face on it. She popped it in one hand and a Boo started swarming around Pauline. The white orb of a spectre swarmed all over her, its stubby arms groping and smacking at her in a rough and hasty patdown.

“Ee! Come on! Don’t touch there!” Pauline yelped, hopping around in place.

The Boo yanked on the string at the side of Pauline’s bikini, making her bottoms drop and her hands hastily reaching down to cover up her exposed pussy. The ghost snatched away the bananas and zipped back to Bowsette to pass them off to her in the blink of an eye.

Shadow Queen smacked the ball back over while Bowsette chucked the banana bunch right after it. The bundle of fruit erupted like a cluster bomb in mid-air, splitting into a mess of raining bananas and their peels. Captain Syrup flinched and shielded her face, barely managing to bump the ball to one side.

“Shit! Catch it!” she urged hastily.

Pauline tried to dive for the ball to bump it back up but immediately slipped on a banana peel. She fell flat on her face among a mess of other discarded fruit, missing the ball as it bounced off the sand.

“SCORE! 4 to 2! Game point for The Baddies!”

Paulien groaned dizzily as her head came up from the sand. She had a large, partially unpeeled banana stuck in her mouth between her pouty red lips and another stuffed up her cleavage beneath her bikini top. A peel rested on her raised ass cheeks.

“HA! You look like you just got gangbanged by a fruit salad!” Bowsette burst out laughing on the other side of the field.

“A bukakke of bananassss,” Shadow Queen snickered as she slapped hands with Bowsette.

Pauline fumed and forced herself back to her feet. She spat out the banana and wiped the rest of the fruity mess off of her.

“Not a word, cap!” she snarled, holding up an impatient finger at Captain Syrup. Her fellow redhead flashed her an annoyed look.

“Hey, you’re the one making an ass of yourself. I’m trying to stop them from winning the game over here.”

“Well you’re doing a shitty job of it,” Pauline huffed.

Bowsette served them the ball and it was batted back and forth a few times. They set each other up for spikes that were always slapped back defiantly or barely kept in the air. Bowsette leapt up and punched the ball back at them, but Pauline was ready to receive it. At least until Syrup shouldered her aside.

“I got this!” she insisted as her fist glowed with the energy of her Super attack. She punched the ball hard, sending it flying straight into the air. She threw out a hand dramatically to point towards the opposing team.

“FIRE!” she declared. The waves suddenly roared and rolled as a pirate ship speedily sailed into view on the water. A huge cannon fired and hit the volleyball, sending it speeding uncontrollably across the field. Both Bowsette and Shadow Queen ran for it but it flew too low too fast. It caught Bowsette in the legs, sending her head over heels before she landed awkwardly sitting on Shadow Queen’s face.

“SCORE! 4 to 3”

“Yes!” Syrup hissed with a pump of her fist. Pauline shoved her in the shoulder from behind, clearly not as pleased.

“What was that!? I had it!” she snapped.

“Yea, but I had my Super ready. It was burning a hole in my pocket,” Syrup said with a shrug. “We need points, not goody goodie teamwork.”

“I’ve freakin’ had it with your selfish attitude!” Pauline snapped.

“Well I’m tired of you holding me back and blowing it every chance you get!” Syrup bickered back.

“Thieving bitch!”

“Glory hogging skank!”

Pauline shoved Syrup, who backhanded her across the face. The women started to shove and claw at each other, tearing any remaining scraps of clothes off while yanking on each other’s hair. They hissed and cursed as their thick busts rammed together, grinding uncomfortably with their sandy and sun-kissed flesh between them.

Across the field, Shadow Queen held the ball. The Baddies watched their rivals feuding and smacking the hell out of each other’s tits and asses on the other side of the net.

“I kind of feel bad for them now,” Bowsette admitted, scratching her horned head.

“And they say that WE’RE the bad guysssss,” Shadow Queen agreed with a pitying shake of her head.

Bowsette shrugged and let loose her own supercharged attack. One of her arms flexed, swelling with immense muscle and power as she tossed the ball up with her normal hand. She leapt up and sucked in a deep breath, swelling up her breasts before breathing out a strong but quick jet of fire over the ball. Her powered up hand smacked the flaming sphere over the net loud enough for Pauline and Syrup to look up. They were still grabbing each other by the hair and hips when their eyes went wide in dawning horror from the incoming fireball.

It crashed right at their feet, exploding in a burst of heat and sand. They both screamed as they flew up into the air, spinning uncontrollably before they came crashing back down. Syrup grunted painfully as she landed flat on her back, moaning as her head and eyes rolled. She saw a shadow for just a second before realizing that it belonged to Pauline coming flying down after her. Syrup had no hope of moving her weakened body in time as the redheaded mayor landed on her facing the opposite direction. It left both Red Hots groaning in a limp daze, the bickering rivals’ faces each shoved up the other’s pussy in a degrading 69 position.

WINNER! The Baddies!” the announcer called out triumphantly.

Bowsette planted her fists on her hips, laughing proudly as tongues of flame escaped her mouth. Shadow Queen teleported in next to her to sling an arm around her shoulder, bumping her hips against hers. Bowsette returned the favor, nearly taking Shadow Queen off her feet (if she had any).

“How’s THAT for red hot!?” Bowsette gloated.

Shadow Queen licked her thumb and planted it on Bowsette’s thick rump. It sizzled and emitted steam right above her tail before they slapped each other five once more.

There was clearly no room for good or evil in the Super Spikers games. Whoever could rack up the points and the wins would be the ones left at the top. Alliances and pairings would shuffle again as each woman looked to be the last duo standing on the beach to claim the prize, whatever dirty tricks or magic abilities that might require.

A chime played over the speakers, getting every player’s attention as the game was settled.

“Thanks for your attention! We just wanted to announce that you just used a Boo in a game with Shadow Queen! You just unlocked…”

A spotlight lit up on a stage that hadn’t been there a few moments ago. A trio of purple-skinned, ghostly women of wildly varied builds but matching witch hats stood in a showy pose in the middle. One was tall and wide with orange bangs in her eyes and a massive bust that reached further out than her belly. One was short and slim, but with a proudly outthrust chest, long purple hair and a pointed nose. The last had curly pink hair and a very curvy figure to go with her swaying hips and made-up face.

“Vivian! Marilyn! Annnnd Beldam! The Siren Sisters have joined the games! Let’s see how they fare as you unlock more fields, players and modes! Thanks for playing and we’re looking forward to your next game!”