Cartoon Crushes May Special Edition (Patreon)

One of the most wonderfully messed-up episodes of the G.I.  Joe cartoon was "Skeletons in the Closet", where Lady Jaye inherits an old Scottish castle, also the ancient home of  Destro's family, the two ostensibly sharing ancestry. Lady Jaye wanders around the creepy castle in a flimsy nightgown and gets lowered into a well, home to some "old ones" monster worshiped by a cult of Destro's mask-wearing buds. The whole place ends up blown to hell and apparently this whole cluster-fudge was set in motion by the Baroness, pissed off at Destro for acting flirty to women who weren't her.

You know, typical stuff for a kids' cartoon made to sell toys.