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Writing you from the Giertz Patch, which is the current working name for our workshop. I wish I could call it "Simone's cave", in the same way Adam Savage has "Adam's cave", but it just sounds slightly different coming from a woman.

So let me know if you have suggestions of non-suggestive names for our new office. It's recently gotten a glittery tinsel upgrade for the staircase, so we're fancy now.

Rapid fire update:

• I'm flying to San Diego for Comic-Con tomorrow! Will any of you be there? I'm the girl holding a neon sign that says "let's not talk about brain tumors"

• ... but I did make a video about brain tumors. Here it is, in case you haven't watched it yet.

• Thanks everybody who hung out for the livestream! And for your poems about the shirt*. Angelica and Erica were close runner-ups, but the shirt has to go to Erin for this beautiful piece of poetic art:

How many shirts
rhyme mispronounced Giertz:
Not three, not four
Simply one not any more.
Long teal sleeves,
perfect in a breeze.  
The Robot Queen
has a giving gene
gifting this shirt
so it doesn't get hurt.

A present, not trash
it's hardly quite rash.
I'm really quite ardent
long live this garment.
Thank you Simone,
for this new home,
This shirt is beautiful
it will never be alone.

* If you're confused because you didn't watch the livestream: I wanted to give away a shirt and asked people to write a poem about it. If you did watch the livestream but you're confused anyway: I'm not sure how to help you. Try some snacks and a nap, usually works for me.

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Anonymous

Simone's Glitter Palace is another good one.

Olaf Doschke

The new video mentions my idea of Simone’s Cage. Thanks for considering it. Well, it's a straightforward thought when you start with "cave." Likely you got the idea on your own beforehand. But yes, I also like Giertz Patch and Giertz Edge for the same reason, and I already said how I'll use it for myself no matter what you decide. By the way, when we talk about the edge: That headline also qualifies you to be a news anchor. I have to say putting this list together surprised me how many suggestions that were. Lots of creative ideas to pick from.

Anonymous

How about “The Simone G. Spot”?

Anonymous

GiertzYacht 2.0 (houseboat being 1.0) - if anyone asks you why this one isn’t a boat, you can reply “Isn’t about what?”

Olaf Doschke

Simone explicitly asked for something non-explicit. She wanted non-suggestive suggestions. OK, forget about it, I put it on the summary list. "I'm in town for a collaboration with Simone Giertz, can you help me find her..."

Anonymous

The Pod Bay. Open the pod bay doors, Simone.

Anonymous

what about shitty lair? (didnt read the answers, so i dont know if someone had the same idea)

Anonymous

Hang a Solar System display from the ceiling with a cutout of Simone riding a rocket between the planets. Name it Simone’s Space.

Anonymous

Simone Barada Nikto

Anonymous

the workshop needs a fancy japanese robotic toilet seat obviously

Anonymous

all that white and no black light?

Anonymous

also, how about Giertz Hearth, per the 3rd definition: <a href="https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hearth" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hearth</a>

Jim LaVelle

Giertz Grotto?