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Page 986 (NSFW) (Patreon)

Published:
2023-02-27 02:07:25
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2023-03

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Bad news, everyone. Our cat Bart has finally figured out how to get on our kitchen island. We've had to spend the entire day catproofing our whole kitchen set-up, but nothing has worked. We admit defeat to the cat and just have accepted that he will just get his gross feet and butt and cat hair all over our shit. Luckily, our other cat Pickle is content with just watching his sworn blood brother wreck our lives like this and doesn't want to join him in this mayhem. But Bart? Bart will never be satisfied in his quest for new heights at which to inconvenience us.

See you on Friday!

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Anonymous

"Bad news, our cat Bart..." OH NO "... is planting his wretched nuisance anus on every surface of the house" Oh

Anonymous

Have you tried tinfoil on the counters? Scares the bejezus out of em when cats hop up and find something they werent expecting

Quadrant

I'm apprehensive about potential fallout on Lizzie. Leaks would have more consequences for her :/ Is catproofing something ever truly possible? The laws of physics cannot be broken except by them

Oli Platt

See this is why you gotta get that cat to be nice and chonky! My big fella is still healthy, can jump, but not counter top height unless he's absolutely zonked out on catnip. He's a little round, though i think it's most muscle since he's a larger cat to begin with.

Goliath

Tinfoil. Cats hate the feeling of it.

Kam Kam

Sounds just like something a cat would do😂. At least he’s healthy

TotesNotThea

I agree with the others, tinfoil. After a few times of jumping on it, they usually stop trying to get on the counter.

StLOrca

I love how Suria couldn’t get naked fast enough.

Opus the Poet

There used to be a website from a girl I know about the brown plastic packaging tape monster, about how she taught her cat not to jump on the counter.

AFrickinDwarf

Bart deserves the world and all the countertop goodies *nod nod*

Anonymous

Tinfoil works. I've been meaning to try leaving a cucumber out to see what my cats thought of it....

Richard J. Pugh

Wouldn't it be funny if Dakota and Clover turn out to be a kick ass photography team? We know that Clover has a good artistic eye, and Dakota has shown several hidden talents, so why not?