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Thanks for the chair recommendations, guys! We managed to get some Steel Case Leap chairs. Expensive as hell, but both our butts and backs are KILLIN' us. We spend literally all day in these chairs, so might as well make it count. They should come in tomorrow, so extremely excited to get them set up as soon as they arrive! We'll let you know how that goes! And thank you all so much for the support, both emotionally, financially, and now physically! You are the hands propping up our GIGANTIC ASSES on this glorious, lewd adventure! The erotic Atlas holding the weight of BIG BUTTS on your shoulders!

Though I should note, we're also exercising more and getting fit! I'm down 20 pounds since the start of the year, so you're holding up a firm, chiseled ass! I could crush melons with these cheeks! I'll do it too, motherfucker, don't test me! This is a threat!

See you on Monday!