Skipping Monday's Post (Got a NSFW sneak peek, though!) (Patreon)

Hey guys! So, unfortunately, we're going to be skipping Monday's post. We try to avoid doing this as much as possible, but...well, look, I can't make excuses, it's fucking E3. It's our favorite time of the year. We're all hopped up on gamer juice and eating gamer snacks and watching new video games get leaked/confirmed/denied/remade/ruined. Our readership always plummets around this time anyways, and we're going to be way too distracted with the 24/7 gaming streams happening constantly, so we're just going to take Monday off and come back on Wednesday when everyone (including ourselves) has calmed down a bit from gamer high.

In the meantime, have a sneak peek at BILLY'S DICK on the next Rock Cocks page! Billy, put that thing away! It's E3, baby! 

Anyways, thanks for being so patient. Any of you watching E3 and excited for anything? Me personally, I just want Banjo-Kazooie anything. A sequel, a remake, put them in Smash, give me SOMETHING. There seems to be so much Banjo love lately and Banjo/Rare was just such a huge part of me growing up. I want more people to experience that shit! I'm excited to see if Capcom has anything new in store now that all their big IPs have come out with new games. Tap into some of those older franchises! Give me Rival Schools or Darkstalkers or something! And of course, I'm always chompin' at the bits for anything Smash Bros. related. Banjo-Kazooie in Smash would be great, but really, I'm just excited for anything. Except maybe a Dragon Quest character. Dragon Quest seems cool but I just can't imagine any exciting playable character coming out of it. Also can't wait to see more FFVII remake and Shadowbringers news.

See you on Wednesday! Thanks again!