Something funny (Patreon)

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“Isn’t he such a cutie? Although… I think he may be a stinky cutie right now!” She giggled to her friend.

“He’ll be turning three next week, technically he’s turning twenty-three but he’s not so great with his numbers. Despite how much he loves playing with those wooden blocks with the numbers and letters on.”

“What should we get him? Obviously a huge stash of diapers and some new outfits, I know he really wants one of those huge teddy bears but I’m a little worried about leaving him alone during nap times with a big bear he can rub his diapers against!”

“Why don’t we throw him a party? Invite all his friends, all the other little kids from the area and there parents! Have lots of cake and soft toys all over the place. We could have a little fun and spike his cake with something to make his tummy all funny and see how long it takes before he squats down and bursts the back of his diaper in front of everyone!”

“Awww, he is such a cutie!”