pancake.mp4 extended edition (Patreon)

Hello, beings.

In case you missed it (and I hope you did), I tweeted a picture of a destroyed-looking pancake a few days ago as a way of reviewing some bad instant pancake mix, and then when people called me a horrible cook I spent a full day of my life filming a video response and making my internet friends read the tweets for it.

I had to cut the video down to 2:20 for it to fit on Twitter, so I figured I'd put up a version with more stuff left in for you, since I could only afford to spend hours on this because of your patronage. Thanks! But also: Sorry!

Additionally, please find enclosed more of the various takes of the readings people sent me. In case you wanted to know what five takes of the same line sound like. Now THIS is how the sausage is made! Or, should I say, pancake?! No. Stop

The poll for $10 backers based off your suggestions in the comments of the last post will be up soon! Just to clarify, everyone will be able to see the content, but only the $10 people can vote on it. Thanks again!

-Hazza