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It's a shuffle. With HP on it. 

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After Show: The Hewlett-Packard Shuffle.

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Anonymous

Second like baby let’s go. Love notifications for Patreon. They are on the DOT. Fuck yt notifications tho

Anonymous

this video has made my day :) thanks

Anonymous

Yeah another video. I wait daily to watch. It’s so funny and cool.

Anonymous

Keep doing the thing. This is the way

Anonymous

"let's sample the h peenis"

Anonymous

I will keep doing the thing, that was just the motivation I needed for today thanks Dank

Anonymous

I knew there was a shuffle

Anonymous

This video had so much HPness

Anonymous

Lil tip for you dankpods, if you smack hard drives on the side there's a good chance they'll start working again. Works for me 75% of the time

Anonymous

Thing kept being done.

Anonymous

can i have one of the ipod minis lmao i cant find good ones anywhere /j

Anonymous

another dead shuffle in box starting to think these aren't very good at sitting around for 16 years

Quadrant

show me the hpenis!

Anonymous

Maximum Haitch Pea-ness

Anonymous

Anybody else got a Polaris branded mini?

Anonymous

Not sure if you have ever seen this, but it is a good edition to your main video from today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUXnJraKM3k "Microsoft Re-Designs the iPod Packaging" When I worked at Apple, we showed this to our new hires. This was allegedly made by Microsoft for internal briefings

Anonymous

What a nugget!

Anonymous

i love the haich penis

Panzer IV

where is Geir?

Anonymous

Yay, new upload!

Anonymous

When I starting collecting iPods, I would go for the HP branded ones as they tend to sell for cheaper. My daily driver iPod is an HP branded unit:)

Anonymous

I’ll do the thing alright

Anonymous

haitch pea-ness

Huzzafk

*Orson Welles voice* "Country Goodness and Haitch Pea-ness"

Anonymous

You know what that laptop in the manual looks like, it looks like the one in the manual for the "sealed" scam iPod

Beez1717

It's clearly a scam you got. So sad.

Anonymous

Seeing Dankpods talk about Ipods makes me really nostalgic for the days of 2020

Anonymous

If only there were haitch pea stickers

Anonymous

H-penis

Anonymous

Hey i have alot of trouble plugging in the ribbons when I'm changing things on my ipod classic 5th gen thin model any suggestion on what i should do dankpods makes it look so easy

Life

3:58 “Craig recording.WAV, nugget touch video.AVI, Scarlet_Fire.mp3, Shrek - All Star Intro HD…0p].mp4, Frank pics, No Bueno, Literally Poison, Garbage” Yup, that’s Dank’s desktop.

Anonymous

I'm not here to start no trouble I'm here to do the Hewlett-Packard Shuffle

Anonymous

i am going to consume unpeeled (but roasted and salted) sunflower seeds for the duration of this video.

Anonymous

Dang I really just never know. Thanks!

OmerFlame

Haitch Pea was quite lazier with this one.

Anonymous

haitch pea man

Soda Lord

Please don't joke about Haitch-Penis, it's a serious medical condition and I lost my uncle to it

Anonymous

Thanks dankpods for another video. So worth it. (Not sarcasm - thanks mate).

SoriMasn

Love the “Please don’t steal music” at the bottom on the back of the box. I think 2004/2005 is when I discovered LimeWire and its “my fellow americans” and BeutifullPepol-MarilynManson.EXE files.

Anonymous

✨ just keep doing the thing ✨

Anonymous

same lmao. i must confess that at that time i didn’t even know it was possible to buy music outside of CDs and vinyls

Anonymous

You are so close to 1 mil can't believe it, i wonder what your 1 mil speacial will be hmmm

Anonymous

~Choufflé~

Anton

I ripped my shuffle open and put it on life support the other day with a 30c tp4046 charge board thing, I got my long lost data. http://prnt.sc/1tgudnj

Anonymous

Now the question is, does it have a shuffle function?

Anonymous

does they maked an ipod nano with hp?

Anonymous

Makes ya wonder if the iPods HP sold just refurbished from Apple???

Anonymous

What do you think of these trying voice control?

Anonymous

https://www.skullcandy.com/push-active-wireless-earbuds

Anonymous

What do you think about these trying voice control.

OzRetrocomp

HP made (or rebadged) all sorts of weird stuff back in the day. My first digital camera was a HP, and I recall HP releasing a tablet about 10 years ago, but it was discontinued after a few months. It ran a proprietary OS. I should probably Google it.

Anonymous

Maybe it was defective.

Anonymous

WebOS. I remember it because you could hack it to run Android and when they discontinued it, the price dropped to $99, which made it a great deal if you knew how to do the hack.

Anonymous

Well.. more iPods with HP slappesd on it. But it was used but it looked like new. And it wanted to be new.. somehow..🤣

Anonymous

Ok this has absolutely nothing to do with the shuffle, or Hp. But I just want to say I had an older iPhone (an X perfectly good phone) and finally bit the bullet, and upgraded. I so remember how haneous the process used to be. 1. Upgrade all phones in household to latest iOS (step one is important so you don’t have to upgrade later) this took hours sometimes. Plug the Apple cable into your computer, fire it up and pull up I tunes and make a back up of that iPhone. Repeat for each iPhone in household. Go to either Apple or your phone carrier on release day and plan to camp out in a line all day. Get that nicely wrapped brick home, and hook it up to I tunes and restore it from the back up you made of your old phone. Once the back up is golden, remember to swap the SIM cards. Or activate the new one. Then synch the new phone after the restore from backip which took hours. Then repeat that for each phone that was trading so new phone = mine, restore it and synch when you are 100 percent sure it’s good, plug old phone into iTunes and restore to factory defaults. Then get household member B phone and do all the same steps to switch their phone to your old phone and wipe that persons old to them phone. It took me days, like a whole weekend. New process start phone bring your old phone near, scan an image on the new phone with your old phones camera and Shazam 1-3 hours later, it’s just like your old phone. Your pictures, your songs. No synching and installing and when the transfer is complete the old phone goes oh should I be erased now. For someone who remembers how hard the old way was and started to really really dread it before. Apples new process is magical. I love my new phone, still learning it, my mom is learning how to get used to not having a home button. Because Apple won’t even take back her old phone anymore it’s so old to them. It took 6 hours total to set up 2 phones and wipe a 3rd phone. I was so thrilled at this process, it was so slick and nice. Just had to share with like minded people.

knedit knedit

Hey Dank, hows the ipod quarantine jar from the ipod nanos are awful video doing? did anything explode yet?

Anonymous

Thanks for doing more iPod garbage!

Anonymous

Check this craig CD player out: https://www.walmart.com/ip/Craig-Portable-CD-Player-with-Headphones-and-LCD-Screen/52170349 🤣

Anonymous

P.O. Box?

Anonymous

so what, HP has secretly made everything now? lol

Anonymous

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMR7kxBSB/

Anonymous

Have you seen these true wireless buds? They seem kinda sketchy

Anonymous

Po box

Anonymous

Plot twist: The software was iTunes + hp

Anonymous

Seems like someone bought a new one, but in there old one and then returned it.

Anonymous

TRUST MONKEY

Anonymous

I can't wait for the HP Iphone 14

Anonymous

haitch pee shoo flay

Anonymous

i am watching this on my haitch pee laptop

Anonymous

i cannibalized the cable of those old buds to wire into my cassette adapter yesterday... finally found a use after all these years

Anonymous

Ohh the shuffle's got h-pee on it, that's why you're wearing the gloves. That makes sense.