Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen - Chapter 333.2 (Patreon)

Bliss and self-proclaimed messenger of peace.
“My name is Poppo-chan, a messenger of peace. I am a servant of Shiva-sama, and I also serve the Heroes—”Change."

“”...............””

“Hero—”Change.”

“”...............””

We were smiling and exchanging bloodthirsty stares. Dirk spoke to me timidly.

“By Heroes, you mean… Rosarin?”

“That’s right.”
“That’s wrong.”

“”...............””

“Rosarin, we're not going to proceed like this, so let's hear what Poppo ......-san? has to say.”

“Alr~ight.”

I reluctantly decided to listen.

“I am Poppo-chan, a messenger of peace sent by Shiva-sama. I am able to make contact with Gods outside of dreams, and my main job is to support the Heroes.”

“I know now. I don’t need you, so return.”

“......... Why is Hero-sama treating me so badly?”

“First, I don’t recognize myself as a Hero. Shiva just decided that on his own.”

“... Yes.”

“And I’m pissed that my first lovey-dovey time in a long time was interrupted."

“.................. That… I’m sorry.”

“And, we don’t need another pervert! That is the most important part!!”

“That is!?”

“If you’re going to call yourself the supporter of Heroes, at least bring in an adorable support character on the level of Mofumaru! Who would like to walk around with such a full-face diving, white full-body tights, thin machoooo!!”

The pervert was overwhelmed by the cries of my soul.

“That can’t be… I heard that you like thin macho and you prefer fluffy hair, so I was just trying to be of service, but you didn't like it?”

“Don't talk like that appearance is my preference! My supreme preference is Dirk only, both moe and mofu!”

“Rosarin…”

“Behold! This bashful innocence! This coolness that is not to be outdone by the loveliness! I want to push him down immediately and make him meow aga—“You don't need to say that part!"

Dirk, who had turned bright red, covered my mouth and forced me to stop.

“Kuh… are you saying that I lost to a lolicon!?”

“Loli…”

While Dirk was in shock, he removed his hand from my mouth. So, I showed myself off to the pervert.

“You think my husband, who loves me so perfectly grown up, is a lolicon!?”

Look at these proportions! I jiggled my boobies around.

“......... I apologize! I take it back! Dirk-sama certainly is not a lolicon, he’s perfectly normal!”

The pervert obediently got on his knees and apologized. As long as you understand.

“Err, Hero-sama, you do not like my current appearances, correct?”

“Yeah. Also, I’m not a Hero.”

“... This kind of speech is so nostalgic. Then, Her… Rosarin-sama, please imagine what kind of supporter you would like in your mind. I think I could get close.”

I imagined a slightly chubby and round white java sparrow with fluffy feathers.

The pervert did transform in a cute-looking bird, but…

“Huge.”

“...... Becoming smaller is easy-peasy. I heard there is a Japanese saying, ‘Big is better than small,’ so I made it bigger, but it’s no problem becoming smaller.”

The final transformation of the pervert turned out to be an adorable bird the size of the palm of my hand.

“Is this all right?”

The bird tilted its head. It is very cute. Even knowing the pervert was inside, I would have love to pet him.

“It’s very good. If you looked like that to begin with, I wouldn't have closed the door on you.”

“...... If I were caught in a door looking like this, I’d die. The previous generation preferred big and strong, but women prefer small and weak, don't they?”

“Perve… Poppo-chan, did you perhaps support Koto Neechan… Kotoba, before?”

“I did.”

“......... If you had told me that at first, I would have treated you normally, even in your perverted form. Did Shiva not say anything to you when you showed in front of him in that form?”

“... My goodness… come to think of it, Shiva-sama and the others were laughing and praising me. Is that why Slength-sama was cringing?”

“...... Okay, I will make him cry.”

I made up my mind to ask my partner in crime (Kanata-san) to help me make Shiva cry. And so, it was decided that I would have the support of Poppo-chan, even though I didn't need him. Poppo-chan read the air surprisingly well and came back after the honeymoon with Dirk was over. He politely apologized and disappeared. He also said he would come back if I called for him.

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