Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen - Chapter 333.1 (Patreon)

Bliss and self-proclaimed messenger of peace.
Well, Dirk-san was now being brushed in complete Beastification. His clothes were in the way, so I asked him to take off everything but his pants. He is so soft and silky. He is even shinier by brushing…… I couldn’t resist diving into his belly.

“Uniya!? H, hey now!”

“Mofubelly… you smell good… sniff~”

“N, nyooo!? Don’t sniff me! Don’t smell me in a place like thaaaat!?”

“Uhahahaha… this is a bliss~”

I pretend I didn't hear Dirk's screams, and buried my face in the mofubelly. And while I was at it, I scratched his chin... here? Is this where you like it?

“Nyafu… my belly is ticklish… purr…”

Dirk, perhaps because he hadn't been mofued recently, soon regained his good mood and rumbled his throat.

“Nyan.”

A beautiful black panther slithered up to me. I'm so happy! Dirk also seemed to have turned on his pampering switch and was (probably) showing his attitude, asking me to pet and cuddle him more. It's foul to be so adorable in adulthood! I’m going to give him all the lovin' he wants!

“Fumiyuu… purr, purr…”

Dirk has completely turned into a cat. He was enjoying his lap pillow smooch time, but the intercom-like magic tool that alerted us to the presence of a visitor was activated.

“... How persistent.”

I tried to ignore it, but it persisted. It has been ringing for half an hour now. I regretted leaving since My Darling was pants only, but I had to. Maybe there was some problem in the territory, I don't know.

Everyone, when you open the door, look through the intercom or the peephole. If you don't get that part right, you will regret it. There is a lot of danger outside. And now I'm rather regretting it!

I opened the door and there was a pervert.

I reflexively closed the door, but the pervert screwed his foot through the doorway. What kind of evil, pushy salesman is this!

“It hurts!!”

“If it hurts, get your foot out of my house! I'll close it! If you don't want your leg torn off, get your foot out of the way!"

I rattled the door and kicked the pinched foot, but the pervert… full face pigeon dove in, in his full body white tights, which were subtly turning transparent with sweat, as he huffed and puffed. I'm scared! Mentally scared! Gross! Disgusting!!!

“Owowow… li, listen to me, haa, haah…… please list… haah, haa.”

“No waayyy! Uwaaaah! Dirk! Diiiirk!! Help me! There’s a pervert here! I’m scared, Dirrrrk!!”

“Oi!? Hero-sama, pleae listen to me first! I… gyarhghuasp!?”

Dirk (who seems to have taken out his clothes with his ring) rushed in at my screams and beat the pervert to death. What a dependable husband! I closed the door and double-locked it, while warding it off even more.

“Dirk… as expected of my husband. You are so dependable and cool! That was so scary…!”

No, I was scared stiff! Full face pigeon dive and white tights, that was a true pervert!

“I will protect you, everything will be fine.”

I have recovered! Dirk is super cool!

Knock, knock, knock!

“Excuse me!”

“Dirk…”

I kissed him, feeling spellbound.

Bang, bang, bang!!

“Excuse me, please open the door!”

“Rosarin…”

Dirk gently kissed me on the eyelids, on the cheeks, gently... and finally on the lips.

Bang, bang, baaang!!

“Excuse me, I’m messenger of Shiva-sama’s! Please just listen to me for a momeeent!!”

“Change.”

“Huh?”

“Change. Bring another one.”

“Uwaaah! You are too crueeel!!”

The pervert fell to the ground and wept. This house was built outside the Capital. Thank God it’s not in a normal residential area. I would hate it if people thought I was involved with this pervert.

“........................ Why don’t you at least listen to what he has to say?”

“Eh~?”

I was persuaded by the gentle Dirk and reluctantly agreed to listen to him.

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