Alter'd Mom P.2 Wise fwum yr Gwave (Patreon)

You know how it is.  Your parents are always so eager to ensnare you into their hobbies.  Big smiles all around!  You'll love model trains! You'll love fishing! You'll love hearing about life back on the farm what when we used to swing chickens around by their necks!

Meh.

(Model trains are awesome tho, you should try it!)