A p*rny not so Alien chick, apparantly. (Patreon)

Hey all,

Yes, this is not a Thursday, and the answer to that honestly is that for these quick sketches I don't really feel like I need to be very consistent, day early, day late (usually late) doesn't really matter, I can just pump them out whenever. Just so long as there's three in a week.

Four this week I suppose.

This uploads' Alien chick represents a bit of a strange one. We're all familiar with the quintessential Alien grey, and the many conspiracy theory circles surrounding them. But almost as popular a species among the conspiracy theorists is the reptilian, secret controllers of the world government who may or may not be themselves under the control of Alien greys, the illuminati, or visa versa. Or sometimes they are working together with the greys and ARE the illuminati.

It's kind of confusing really. Sometimes these reptilians are Aliens themselves, sometimes they're not. For this interpretation obviously we're going the Alien-that-just-happens-to-resemble-a-humanoid-lizard route. Making them furry humanoid Aliens by technicality? I do believe when the human-animal hybrids don't have fur but scales they're known as 'scalies', instead of furries, so I guess that makes them a sub-category of a sub-category of a category.

And then I'm immediately going to ruin it by using the Silurians from Dr. Who as an example of them. Who, and I read this in the Wiki, are not Aliens but native to Earth.

I don't watch Dr. Who so I don't know how accurate this is or if there's more to the story. But my brother does and when we were still living with my parents I caught bits and pieces of the show, including the occasional lizard lady. So that's how I know of their existence. But I had always assumed they were Aliens.

Now why does this lizard person have breasts? Lizards, as we well know, don't lactate after all.

Well, fuck logic is why.

SoCarter out.