screwingwithsfm

Hello! I'm writing to you to inform you that your payment has been declined! 
-If you're wishing to remain unpledged, then that's totally fine. Thank you for your support in the past. <3
-If you want to get back into all the massive horsecocks, please check your payment details! Patreon frequently fucks with how they take card payments, so you may have been declined for that reason. PayPal seems to be by far the most reliable way to make sure you're not pulled away from your horsecocks anymore! 

Thank you!
Screw x <3

Hello!

If you're reading this, your payment for this month was declined! Please consider checking your payment details and making sure they're up to date! 

Thank you so much for your support!

Screw <3

Hello everyone! If you're reading this, you're currently signed up to the FREE tier. 

This is something Patreon added a while back because they wanted this to become more like a social media, but all it does is boot people who HAVE pledged into it without telling them their payment has been declined. 

If you think you didn't realize this and think I haven't been posting for months, think again! I post very frequently, and I'd really love and appreciate your support, if you choose to repledge.

This is just a reminder that there's NOTHING in the free tier, and there never will be! Patreon just refuses to let me turn it off! :3

Thanks!
Screw <3