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The collector cards are now available for preorder.

I will be locking the Patreon in the next few hours, after which no one will be charged for a month. I look forward to helping you fix all the ways payments screw up in January.

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He Who Fights With Monsters Limited Edition Collector Card Pack

To celebrate the long-standing series and highly anticipated release of He Who Fights with Monsters 10, we're bringing the magic of the series to life with our epic collector cards. Each pack contains 10 cards featuring your favorite HWFWM characters: Sophie, Rufus, Neil, Humphrey, Gareth, Farrah, Dawn, Clive, Belinda,

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LeoClashes

The art looks good

Anonymous

Nice and pre-ordered

Jordan Bradley

I was so excited for this, but the shipping alone is twice the cost of the cards. To buy and ship a pack to the UK it's £56 - please do something about that, it's extortionate

Anonymous

welp im a tcg collector and ive spent more on less cards. Example just spent 200 on a foil mana crypt an hour ago. So i got 2 packs. One to open the other to keep sealed. 😂

Anonymous

The art looks amazing. I really want to get them. But shipping for me is double as much as the cards themselves 😖

Anonymous

Yea I just checked for us in the US is 4 dollars regular 4 to 8 days and 11 priority mail. Although I know this wont ship until 2024

Anonymous

Really can't wait to see what the art looks like for the gang. Humphrey doesn't look like what I've been picturing so it will be cool to put a fave on the names.

Jordan Bradley

Well, that sucks for me! Glad it's not too expensive for everyone... No idea why the shipping should be that much to the UK for a pack of cards that won't ship for 4 months...

Anonymous

Edit: I was wrong about the currency. It's $78 AUD not USD for shipping -- Shipping to Australia is $78 USD / $118 AUD. That seems pretty unlikely. Did someone make a typo in the storefront? If it's because the cards are life sized it would be totally worth it butI will have to figure out how to explain to my partner the wall redecorating

Kieren Allan

As Jordan Bradley said, the price once shipping is added is extortionate, I’m in NZ, it will cost me $125 which has just made me super sad, I was looking forward to the cards. $83 for postage alone, I’ve loved this series since I found it at book two and have every audio book so far and am trying to get the paperbacks, but I’m just not able to justify over $100 for a single pack of cards.

Anonymous

Yes, same here for France. You’ll have to show me the pictures, because cash-flow says no this month.

Anonymous

Seems is not just you. Others are reporting similar prices. NZ guy said it would be 80 in shipping for him.

Anonymous

I think its auto calculating shipping. My guess would be that the plugging they use calculates shipping based on a US based shipment. Hence why we in the US pay 4 usd and it says it's shipping using USPS and other places seem to be getting international shipping rates. Ive had this happened when ordering from abroad.

Namorat

Two packs to Germany would be 89 €. Since I am not actually a collector of things in general or cards specifically, I will have to think about it some more. Maybe only one pack. Does anyone know what quality the cards themselves are supposed to be? Not the art, but the texture and thickness of the paper for example.

Anonymous

They ain't shipping until march 2024 either way. I guess people in other countries might need to wait for shirt to contact podium and ask why its happening. Although my best guess is that its US based shipping. So everyone from outside the US gets international rates. Only think is this because my shipping was 4 dollars. Everyone else ive seen in comments are either EU, AUS or NZ and they all have high shipping rates.

Anonymous

$4.31 US for shipping where I'm at, not too shabby. I feel really sorry for the individuals with such high shipping costs :(

Eilis

Geeez I have to agree with the other comments I just can’t afford 40+$ in shipping to Germany alone. I would’ve loved to get one or two packs but that’s unreasonable shipping for card packs that could fit into smaller envelopes. I know packages get expensive fast but these aren’t going to be that big or heavy

Anonymous

I wasn’t going to oder theses cards anyway, but seeing the shipping costs I wonder why podium audio doesn’t have better shipping contracts. I thought they were part of Amazon.

Anonymous

Hey Shirt, I just saw the podium store. How have I not seen an announcement of the famous Jason heart boxers and the "I went to a magical alternate universe and all a got was vast cosmic powers' tee? I would love to buy those too. 😂🤣

Anonymous

Yep shipping for me is like 60 euro aswell , would love the cards but not paying 3x the cards in shipping unfortunately

Shirtaloon

I'll look into the shipping prices.

Anonymous

Pre-ordered and blissful as can be, glad to put a proper face to the voices

Evernap

OOF I was looking into the shipping rates. As in normal costs to ship internationally and it is significant without bulk rates+distribution in each country.

Anonymous

You've nailed Jason's head, the first thing I thought was can that's a pointy chin.

Evernap

Might have to partner with foreign printing companies to get the price for local shipping reasonable. At least one in EU and Australia if there is even enough interest for a short run.

Anonymous

The rates look like they're right for flat rate shipping for the services listed (like USPS priority express and UPS worldwide saver). think the problem is the smallest flat rate packs are up to 4|bs/ -2kg, so it's a bit overkill for just a pack of trading cards. The shipping is per order not per item so group orders would work at least

Anonymous

How many different cards are there? Is there a point getting multiple packs or do they all have the same cards?

Anonymous

I would love the cards and a tee shirt but £103 shipping for £54 order to the UK…..please look into improving shipping options.

Robert Nicklin

I have the black tee with the “I went to a magical alternate universe…” slogan on it and I highly recommend - good quality and a nice fit :)

Robert Nicklin

For anyone else checking the store - Shirt has replied to say he’s going to look into international shipping costs (trying to reduce spam on the comments!)

Anonymous

I will wait to see if the shipping can be improved before buying, €52 shipping is a bit much for 2 packs of cards. Thank you :)

Anonymous

Think your locking is scheduled too late, my monthly payment just went out 🤷‍♂️😅 Have a nice relaxing winter break man

Anonymous

I really hope these do well. I'd love to see packs for other characters too, like familiars, villains, princesses, etc.

Anonymous

The weird thing is that I don't think his cloak and eye color don't accurately correspond to current status.

Alexander Dupree

You say looking forward but I feel like that’s not true

Anonymous

I live at Aussie land and it costs 78$ (AUD) to ship... That is almost 2 more card packs.

Joanne Hans

Have a great Winter Solstice.

Anonymous

Just put my order in as well :)

Ryan Berends

Was reading who is all in the cards… No Clives wife? Sad day.

Anonymous

Wait, so I paid for this and I don't get access to the book anymore?

Kirivina

You can read all of what's on here he's just taking a break and not charging us for the month

Anonymous

Like a few people before me said, shipping is to expensive sadly. 40 € for 28€ of product.

Anonymous

Anyone else get charged for patreon this month? I got charged my normal diamond rank fee for december.

Matthew Avery

Same, but don't fix it. Consider it my christmas present ♥ See you in January.

Anonymous

Yep. The charge comes out at midnight, my time, and the notice of locking the patreon didn’t come until 2am my time. So I got charged right before the post for it, sadly

Andrei

I also got charged for December before he locked it... 😑

Anonymous

Same here... But honestly not worried, he deserves more than I can give him for the amazing content here! <3

Rowdy Robby

I want to know but don't want know. The suspense will be fantastic. Like Jason and the sweet and sour dumplings.

Anonymous

woo hoo, got them on order!

Gotrek65

I'm curious if each pack will have every character available or a random selection. I'd be nice to get a full set.

Anonymous

Thanks, but I'm waiting on a Shade body pillow.

Justin Riley

Is anyone else starting to feel like a meth addic waiting for their next hit?

Greg Harding

Argh!! I won the HWFWM collector card giveaway. Sounds great don’t it? Unfortunately I’m in the UK and they’ll only ship to a US address. Is it just me that’s had this issue? So disappointed. I would have love, love, loved to get some of those beauties. Any suggestions?