projektmelody

Salutations! it seems someone wanted to get their hentai badge and has formally applied to be a Science Team member! -- Well good news and bad news: 

- good news, YOU'RE IN (congrats, champ!)
- bad news: the sorting hat died over holiday (so we'll never know if you were destined for Hufflepuff or not)
Now, that the ceremonial pageantry was laid. I can let you know how thrilled I am that you joined. Annnnd that I made an amazing scientific discovery in Feb '22! It apparently took me 2 years to realize I hadn't made this goddamn welcome page yet.... I'm a special lil' trouble maker. 

My brilliance aside. I want to quadruple thank you for joining. Every little bit helps, whether it be a one-time donation for Discord, or a lifetime donation of an organ, like your kidney. Both are very special, but one is harder to smuggle... i'm just kidding we don't steal organs, we shitpost, plan events, and post an indecent amount of lewds. and, the discord is a lot of fun, but patreon offers other unique perks, like events (and pr0n). 

Have a glorious day, fellow scientist. And no, donating to me is not tax-deductible no matter how many times I claim it on stream. XD but it is nice, and you can't escape my love.