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"Various Soaps" lol

John Fiala

The Waffle of Crime Bears Bitter Fruit

Anonymous

..is that a cricket bat?

Andrew

Hanners' threat evaluation protocol... needs work.

Peter McDevitt

so is this like the new version of the "Steve eating cereal" gag? Cutting away from ongoing story to see someone's breakfast again...

Anonymous

Hipster criminals are crazy

Anonymous

...I want to see steve's threat response kick in when he's eating cereal.

Andrew

Didn't Hanners want to break into someone's apartment to clean a while back?

Anonymous

Where did she get a cricket bat?

Anonymous

I was gonna say "butts".

Anonymous

Ok. First we see Bubble's reaction to a perceived threat, now we see Hanners. Next up? May... Or worse yet... Pintsize.

Anonymous

Heh. Boobs.

Littleshiro-kun

Really? Just boobs? What about butts?...NUUUU! The butts disease has spread! D:

Anonymous

Hanners actually did break into Marten's apartment to clean and spy on him, didn't she?

Anonymous

I've seen stories of people breaking in homes to do weird stuff. cook chickens, put up Christmas decorations, charge a phone, take a shower...

JD

I guess Hanners doesn't really understand her mom.

MikeT

That's not a cricket bat, blade is too wide.

Captain Button

Breaking in to make pancakes is <i>so</i> 2015. Hipsters break in to purge your CD collection of overly popular titles now.

Anonymous

Given the technology she has access to, I'd expect Hannelores intruder alert system to be scarier than Bubbles.

Anonymous

I'm sure she has a guardian watching out from her from HIGH above. He is very fond of her.

lilibat

Now I want pancakes.

Liz Hesser

Various Soaps

Anonymous

Thankfully it's not watch battery soup.

Liz Hesser

I think that's just a cabinet... Otherwise it's a very shallow and wall-suspended refrigerator.

Brad Knowles

Hmm. Did Hanners put on pink shorts over the white underwear we see the top of in panel 2?

Julienne Ignace

Oh god, I would be terrified to see how pintsize would react.... Thank GOD he had his laser taken away..... 🙈🤦🏽‍♀️

Julienne Ignace

I thought "various" said "vaccines" before I zoomed in to double check.... Which TBH with Hanners, having such a large cabinet filled with vaccines is just as plausible.

Laura-Kathleen Redman

That is possible, or maybe the band of her shorts happens to be white, but it seems a little weird to scrutinize that teeny tiny detail so closely?

Anonymous

Maybe, but the thought of various soaps in the refrigerator amuses me.

Brad Knowles

We're on Patreon for a webcomic. What are we, if we're not a little weird? I mean, weird in a good way, but still a little weird. Right? ;)