Yuna's blind date (Patreon)

Hi Patrons!

At last! I had some delay with this one, but was really fun once I had the base poses to let this gorgeous lady play her performance.

Tidus was so boring as f#ck! Wanna see what's Ultros' secret? ;)

I'm telling your jokes suck!

Come on Yuna...

gimme another chance!

I promise I'll make you laugh wild!

Man, I swear your jokes are worst than Tidus's

You've got the wrong way...

Ohh!! 🤩I've got another one!!

This one!! this one will make you cackle wild all the night!

Mhhhh.... Ok ...

Lets give a last chance to the octopus-guy

Hehehehe ...

.... What are you doing?

HEY WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!

LEAVE MY BOOTS!!

EEEEkkkk!!!!! be careful with my toes!

I've just got a new pedicure!!

Wee weee weee ...

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

Oh, come on...

One snatches your watch.

The other watches your snatch.

... it's terrible...

Coochie coochie kooooo!!!

GGGNNNNN!!! hhehehmmmpphh... Stop it stop it!!!

Isn't your pretty footsie telling you to laugh? Not even a giggle for me?

Let's try it again ...

What do you call an IT teacher who touches his students?

YOU SUCK!!

A PDF file! Ain't hilarious??? 😆

OMG THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!!

Cooochie coochie koooo!!!

HAHAHAHA HOHHO SSTTOOP!!! STOPPITTT!! YOU CHEATER!!!

I told you, darling, I'm irressistible, and you know it! <3

GGNGNNNNN ,... you cheater

That's not fair, leave me!!

You're spoiling my nailpolish!!!!!

Oohhhh... A nailpolish before our date? WEEEEE WEEEEE

You' featherbrain!! this is not a date!! you're just inviting me to a b.....--

hahahhahahaahhoohohahhahaaha nonnononono not there, not in my armpits stooopittaahahahahah!!!

WEEEE WEEEEE WEEEEE

COOCHIE COOCHIEE KOOOO!!!

I've got another joke for you!! <3

What's the difference between hungry and horny?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Where you stick the cucumber.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

YOU-HU-HU-HU'REHE- HORRRIIBBBBLEEE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!

Weee weee weee!!!

I know more horny jokes!!! Look at this one!!

How is sex like a game of bridge?

HAH AHAHAHAAHAHAHHA YOU' BASTARD!!! YOU'LL MAKE ME CRY!!!

HOHOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHHO!!

If you have a great hand, you don't need a partner.

....

Oki I'll help you laugh again 😉

WHOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO HOHOHOHO AHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH HIHIHIH AHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAH HOHOHOHOOH EHEHEHEHEEH ...

Oh I knew you'd love my jokes, darling, no one can resist my gentle touch weee weeee...

Don't you think?

Yeeeahhh ...

FFX Yuna Fanart <3