🎁Poll 1 of 2: For Patreon Exclusive Audio [2023 Runner-Ups, Part 1] (Patreon)

Hello, beloved patrons! /ᐠ‸⑅‸ ᐟ\ﾉ

Following this page's "December tradition," we will have two, shorter Patreon-exclusives this month instead of one long one. 

The poll options will include all runner-ups from the 2023 polls (January to November). This is to give the topics you loved another chance at being made into an audio~🎵

This is poll 1 of 2. The second poll will go up after this ends. 

Multi-vote is enabled (note: as far as I know, the poll bug is still there for those on Android. You will need to close, then re-open the app, to cast additional votes). 

Have a beautiful week. Sending you all my love (ღˇ◡ˇ)♥ℒᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ♥

[A] Wood Elf Wife x Mage

You and your wife own a quaint little potion shop that caters to transient adventurers who wish to travel to the dragon lands. A month ago, your town was attacked by a large band of kobolds, and everything of value was looted. You had poured all your savings into that shop. A week after the attack, the ruler of the land, Marquee Carlos de Yunque, visits your little town. Moved by your plight, he allocates a generous sum towards rebuilding. You then use the gold given to you to buy new materials and jumpstart a bigger and better business. In honour of the Marquee’s generosity, the town is planning to host a feast for him. You and your wife are tasked with gathering herbs and spices. You forage for plants in the forest, and reminisce on your old adventuring days. 

[B] Fawn Huntress x Demi-Human Listener

Thistle is one of the strongest fawns of her village, but she can be a little airheaded and has an insatiable sweet tooth. She was tracking the Red-Handed, who are an organisation of thieves. She was unfortunately caught after they used her love of sweets lure her into their trap. You use your heightened sense of smell to track her down, eventually defeating the guards and extracting Thistle from the chest she was locked in. Afterwards, while patching her up, Thistle notes that you ran to the Red-Handed base alone. You admit that you are in love with her and that you were so worried that you threw caution to the wind in order to save her.

[C] The Hero Willow x Shy Warlock, ft. Lilith the Succubus & Selthia the Lamia [Shy Warlock Series]

You prepare a delicious dinner, amongst light-hearted conversation with Lilith and Selthia. Afterwards, Lilith pulls you aside to present you with a gift – a scimitar forged in the abyss. She then turns serious, telling you that you must protect yourself, as a Hero who holds terrifying power has once again been chosen by the Gods to carry out their wills. 

The next day, you go to the guild hall alone while Lilith and Selthia stay behind. The guild’s receptionist tells you that the Hero has heard about your skill and has requested yours services. You try to make a run for it, but you’re chased down by the Hero Willow, who corners you and tells you to accompany her to take out a high-difficulty bandit camp. You go and battle the bandits at the camp, even helping Willow during the battle despite her power. Afterwards, Willow asks you if you are willing to help her hunt down the succubus Lilith, and you tell her it is beyond your ability. Later, you tell Lilith what you encountered that day. 

[D] Dorky Eldritch Girl Roommate x Listener

A dorky eldritch girl rolls a 1 on a saving throw while playing Cities and Humans. Her magic dice transport her far away from her otherworldly brethren, and into your cupboard! You are a video game fanatic, who never would have expected to meet a real life eldritch girl. She adores playing video games and board games, and is a recluse. She’s a mix of timid and a little bit abrasive, but over time begins to really appreciate you, finding your presence calming. She can be competitive and aggressive around others, but never with you. The neighbours have become curious about the strange noises she makes, but you have done your best to quell suspicions. The audio ends with big ol’ tentacle hugs!

[E] Adventures With Your Alien Girlfriend Daswae (Space Fantasy)

Daswae is a native from the planet Tulaytullah. She is covered in fur, has horns, and jagged teeth. She was the one who first found you after you crash landed on her planet. She is a “Giver of Bounty” (a village farmer). She brought you back to her people, taught you their way of life, and started a romance with you…

After many years of searching, you finally locate the distress beacon from your destroyed ship. However, it’s underneath the forbidden mountain caves of Na-ri. It is said that anyone who enters the mountains never returns. Daswae insists on coming with you, not wanting to let her “special someone” go in alone. The mountain tunnels are filled with strange and frightening creatures. Will you make it out?