Sleep-Themed Audio [Submission Winner][January 2023] (Patreon)

Hello, all you awesome people 💛

I had a lot of fun reading through the ideas that were submitted~

Note that if you submit an idea (either for these or for the Tier I exclusives) and it isn't used, you can always repurpose it for a future topic that fits! 

The winner is: Minotaur Stewardess Helps You Relax on a Holiday Flight 

***the audio will be delivered in a separate post early next week***

In the audio:

You are taking a holiday to Theros, the Land of Ancient Legends, and the long-haul flight has been less than pleasant so far. You are in the economy cabin feeling cramped, dehydrated, exhausted and sore, and someone has just spent the last hour sleeping on you. 

However, an announcement over the intercom informs everyone that due to unforeseen circumstances, a passenger from the best “Zeroth-class” cabin has been “removed,” and the crew have decided to allocate this now-empty seat to the lucky winner of a draw. 

To your great relief, your name is picked from a hat. Shortly afterwards, a gentle, calm, and large minotaur stewardess named Molkira escorts you to your new cabin. She will be your soft-spoken personal attendant for the rest of the flight. 

You are given a small tour by Molkira, who taps, fluffs, and fixes the positions of various amenities. The zeroth-class cabin is the epitome of luxury: it contains a bed with sheets made of arachne silk and pillows stuffed with pegasus down, a roomy spa, complimentary champagne, antioxidant-rich chocolates, and a variety of oils, lotions and tinctures. 

There are also genetically modified plants that absorb radiation and increase the amount of oxygen, a display of ancient pottery, and a master remote control to modify almost everything in the room. 

When Molkira notices how bad of a state you are in, she offers to help you relax then lightly massages your shoulders, while talking about all of the good places one should visit as a tourist in Theros and beyond. You are very sleepy afterwards and your stewardess suggests that you take a nap, and reads you a mythological story. 

She then leaves you some information and tells you that she is just a remote control call away, should you need her. 

Sounds: airplane cabin ambience, music (stringed instrument), wooden creaks, horn polishing, bottles, running water.