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Hello, you lovely souls! 

For this month, I'm going to do the same thing as I did at the end of last year~

This December, you will get two, shorter Patreon-exclusive audios instead of one long one. 

I have selected some of the runner-ups from the 2022 polls. 

This is poll 1 of 2. The next one will go up after this one ends. 

(The sleep-themed audio for Tier II patrons will stay the same length). 

Multi-vote is enabled - you can vote for more than one story!! 

Wishing you all a great week 🌸🌻🌞 

💗 All my love 💗

[A] Shapeshifting Dragoness x 3 Kobolds

Three kobolds in a trench coat pose as a human named Hugh Mann to interview for a position at a jewellery store. The interviewer is the shapeshifting dragoness Joana Nogard, who seeks to discretely sell her vast hoard in exchange for human currency so she can buy tasties and other treats. She does this by setting up jewellery stores and hiring competent workers to man her shops. Despite it being clear that the kobolds are blatantly not a disfigured human wearing a mask, she hires them. The kobolds go back and celebrate, but little do they know that Joana is aware of the discrimination kobolds face so she decides to give them a chance.

[B] Pygmy Cthulha x Black Hole Leviathus Mate (The Sunken Wreck Inn)

The listener is an ancient creature that travels through space through wormholes and watches different civilisations "for fun." Despite his advanced age, the Leviathus loves being coddled and fussed over. His girlfriend #103, a pygmy cthulha, likes dressing as a monster-maid and going out on dates with him. She doesn’t let him eat by himself and feeds him, sits him on her lap, and hums some short tunes as he chews.

[C] Genius but Ditzy Supervillain Doctor Has His Injuries Treated by His Devoted, if Snarky Assistant

The Doctor’s tireless attempts to conquer the world continue to fail due to his overconfidence, over-reliance on his inventions, and his pathological need to monologue. Despite this, his assistant (Miss Winters) finds his convictions and never-give-up attitude incredibly attractive. After another failed operation, Miss Winters chides the Doctor over his behaviour and forces him to rest up for the night. She treats his injuries with her ice powers, cleans up the blood, and bandages his arm. She then gives him a change of clothes and puts him to sleep by telling him that she will listen to his monologues…

[D] A small-town baker takes the listener to a magic island and while there, tries to convince them to move on with their life

(Mix and match prompt)

Speaker: Small town baker - newly wed to the listener and struggling but optimistic about her new bakery. 

Setting: On a small island inhabited by pixies, in the middle of a lake. 

What's happening: The speaker is trying to convince the listener to abandon his quest for revenge against an all-powerful overlord. 

[E] Half-Elven Witch Student x Familiar Listener [Makyrwitch Academy]

A half-elven student is struggling in her arcane studies, but her familiar (currently taking the shape of an owl) assists her with the potion making project by flying around and tossing in items. He is sassy and gives her attitude so at first it seems like unpleasant interference, but after her project turns out perfectly, she questions him about who he really is. It turns out that he was a mage, but was cursed to become less than human, and to attend to the whims of another.

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Anonymous

Seeing two of these ideas are mine makes me wanna laugh maniacly. Mwhahahahahahaha!