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Humanity is at war with a race of giant aquatic mutants, who have emerged from the deep sea and are now encroaching upon human territory. 

You and your teammate are part of a contingent of specialists sent out to help your colleagues at an underwater base, but you were attacked on the way. Your battleship is badly warped. The only thing you can do now is wait for backup. 

It is late, and sleep won't come. You bring out some drinks and make your way to the sleeping quarters of your crush and favourite teammate, who you suspect is also not asleep...

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Thank you to the patron (feel free to identify yourself!) who rewrote the lines to Under the Sea for me to sing ;-)

Ending track: Homesick by P C III: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/P_C_III/diodata/homesick-1/ (Creative Commons Attribution 4.0)

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Anonymous

Man, it had to take getting stuck in the deepest depths for them to express the depths of their love for each other. Hehe, glad you enjoyed that short parody of under the sea. I kick myself though for coming up with a longer version only AFTER I pressed send. Still, here it is. Life used to be oh so simple Back when these things were asleep But then came these fracking people Who dug down a bit too deep They wanted to mine resources From out of the ocean floor What they got were eldritch forces And so now we're all at war Under the sea Under the sea Down here we're fightin', down here we're dyin', for humanity Not sure if we'll see the light of day, nor if we'll make it to claim our pay Still we'll be firin', if we're not yet drownin' Under the sea Down here all the fish are hungry Been a while since they last ate And I guess they find us tasty Their hunger, they wish to sate But if they manage to eat me If that is to be my fate I hope that my bloated body Will cause them to constipate *Repeat Chorus*

worldofcadence

I can't believe I didn't see this earlier ;^; THIS IS EXCELLENT YES it deserves 100x *standing ovation*