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Valentine's Day Loveline (Patreon)

Published:
2022-02-14 15:01:03
Imported:
2022-02

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The ladies answer your burning love and sex questions yet again.

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Anonymous

First Bitch hahaha!!!!

Anonymous

happy v-tines😉

Anonymous

Happy Valentines Day!

Anonymous

I think the only clean alt milk brand is Malk but it’s a lot more watery than Oatly. Truly you can’t win. I’m going to try making my own alt milk next.

Anonymous

To the caller who is struggling to feel sexual: come as you are by Emily Nagoski is an amazing book on sexuality and getting in touch with yourself. Lots of journal prompts to help you process & reflect the info. Also consider having hormone tests done! Good luck 👍🏼 ❤️

Anonymous

almond malk is where it’s @.

Anonymous

I haven't even listened and I'm already hot and bothered.

Anonymous
>>77859287

The Simply brand is the cleanest that I’ve seen, no carrageenans or seed oils. Their almond milk tastes the best IMO.

Anonymous

Hemp milk is good

Anonymous

Just seed oil and make-up talk so far... Get to the suckin' and fuckin'!

Anonymous

The only wine he drinks is Barefoot 👣

Anonymous

@ Anna i have a really effective non invasive solution for nasolabials but you won’t write back 😩

Anonymous

The lovelines make me feel like I’m back in 2019 again for some reason. Lol. Always a treat for me :))

Anonymous

You ladies would’ve liked the Soprano Chevy ad with Meadow

Sash

You can make coconut or almond milk at home from scratch and it’s incredibly easy and simple and there are no seed oils!!!

Anonymous

thank you queens

Anonymous

Whole milk and 4% cottage cheese

Anonymous

tylenol and alcohol is awful for your stomach long term

Dm

Goddammit I always miss the call for questions

Anonymous

I still don't quite understand why people who don't want to drink animal milk are obsessed with cycling thru dozens of often unhealthy "alternatives." Who's using milk for anything other than coffee??? 🤷🏾‍♂️ Anyway love the ladies ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Anonymous

Goat milk or organic cow milk, I don’t understand the rage against animal milk.

Anonymous

LMAO @ how triggered they got at the guy turned off by being called "Daddy" in bed 😂

Anonymous

Wait! TJ’s oat “beverage” is only oats and water, no other shit!!

Anonymous

Learning Oatly is mostly seed oil so close to my birthday!? I’m ruined.

Anonymous

I wish I had problems to vent to you gals but unfortunately for my haters I’m doing incredibly well. Happy Valentines Day Anna and Dasha!

Dm
>>77872250

Also Anna the 40 yr old art hoe commentary…. Hollering

Anonymous

These calls have a Letters to Penthouse authenticity. I'd be surprised if they weren't all genuine.

Anonymous

im keeping black seed oil.

Anonymous

Waa that Texas caller for real either way he rules

Anonymous

The best hangover cure is just not drinking.

Anonymous

Do this more often very entertaining

Anonymous

Dude in recovery here married to a gal in recovery. It's possible. I'm 10 years sober and she's 3 years sober. <3

Anonymous

Love when Dasha cracks up at Anna’s shit-talking, they’ve got a real Nick/Stav relationship although less emotionally abusive.

Anonymous
>>77871660

It's also said to be bad for your liver, although my grandmother mixed vodka and Tylenol w/Codeine every day for like 50 years and her liver was fine at the end

Anonymous

Hydration hack: coconut water

Anonymous

Man they really just nonchalantly skimmed over that beautiful call from the good ole Texas boy

Anonymous

I love when Dasha gets triggered into her demented Russian baby voice

Anonymous

Matchaful makes their own unsweetened almond and coconut milk, only milk in nyc I trust

Anonymous

i would easily fall in love and propose in like 3 days on love is blind lol

Anonymous

As a Catholic agree filler is against god however botox is not bc you relax the lines the modern world has inflicted and reveal the bone structure that was gods will underneath. But understand if u start those interventions at Anna’s age it’s a lost cause regardless

Anonymous
>>77908262

God made poisonous fish, so. But I also think dasha would look fab as a super abject over filled girl with a permanent duck face so no one would take my advice

Anonymous

Do not take Tylenol before/during drinking! It fucks up your liver pretty bad and it can make you way more drunk in a not fun way and/or really sick. It’s like a whole thing specifically with Tylenol/acetaminophen.

Anonymous

Dasha’s laugh at 46:00 killed me

Anonymous

Anna says a girl online is pretty one time and Dasha is like "yeahhh I just feel SO ugly :((( and like I'll never get to THAT level of beauty :'(((("

Anonymous

he’s talking about perc-30s

Alex Bielovich

The association of personality with choice of alcohol DRIVES ME TO DRINK.

Anonymous

Oat milk is really easy to make at home and it’s honestly pretty naturally viscous

Anonymous

I cheered at Dasha’s story—and Anna’s commentary—about the angel-listener chance encounter and subsequent lip injection cancellation. Good for you! I’m 58, all natural, seed-oil free, hydrated, and cute as hell. So refreshing your takes.

Anonymous

"She probably really likes you :) ... well, I don't know. I don't know what people do." "I've watched TV with guys I've hated." What the fuck

Anonymous

God please have mercy on red scare priest & tick tok wife. Dark forces up in loveline for sure. Amazing episode girls 💘

Anonymous

I switched from alt milks to raw milk a few months ago and it’s changed my life. My skin is the best it’s ever looked, probably bc raw milk high in bioavailable Vit A (retinol). It’s a very healing and traditional food and I can’t recommend it enough!! https://www.realmilk.com/raw-milk-finder/

Anonymous

Have u ladies watched tommy and pammys Hulu original yet

emf 303

My GF claims that semen is a "seed oil" and now refuses blowies. Thanks a lot ladies!

Anonymous

wait ok don’t do the tylenol before drinking!! alcohol fucks with your liver and so does tylenol, so it’s like doubling up on potential liver damage. take ibuprofen instead. 🖤

Anonymous

Does said slimy hoe work with him? Well if so and you trust him I wouldn’t give it any of your mental energy. If he fucks up that’s on him and they will live in slim forever!

Anonymous
>>77944521

I sold raw milk years ago and it was the best shit I had ever tasted. Unfortunately the farmers had their property seized by the Warren Jeffs organization in Colorado City and had to flee the state. Fun times.

Anonymous
>>77944433

Yes. I found myself wincing at both calls, I hope they find peace.

Anonymous

re face fillers/procedures theres this face gym lady on instagram who literally undoes ageing with this face kneading stuff. her @ is karina… idk

Anonymous

re: hydration: soup is better than water, especially in the cold weather. Borsht is my powerade, I shall not lack!

Anonymous

I love your take on plastic surgery, esp it being an insult to your ancestors!! it’s so true

Anonymous

i am earring girl and yes they were from post-divorce :( will be taking earring off immediately (was wearing daily) but another messy aspect is that my ex from 2 years ago has and wears one of them so maybe he is cursed as well

Anonymous
>>78013730

i’ll let him keep it as long as he is cursed by the dark aura

Anonymous

total bore

Anonymous

Just looked into seed oils and now I’m scared

Anonymous

Lol y’all have no idea what JWs believe 🙄

Anonymous

Can I get Red Scare Priest’s @?

Anonymous

i just wanna say that anna is wrong about seed oils, they really shouldn’t be apart of any diet. they are not good and everywhere.

Anonymous

The only good oil is olive oil

Anonymous

hey Dasha just saw the vogue pics just wanted to say im pleased you didnt get the lip work done

Anonymous

"The only wine he drinks is Barefoot" WTF

Anonymous

the organic oatly in the brown bottle doesn’t have seed oils!! after this ep i went down a rabbit hole of searching and it’s the only oat milk ive found that doesn’t contain any seed oils

Anonymous

jesus mitochondria only got shit to do with giving you energy you two are so retarded holy fuck lol

Anonymous

aye forreal i really don’t want some bitch wit fillers to suck me off makes it even worse then girls usually give head

Anonymous

is “barefoot wine” some american joke i’m too european to understand

Anonymous

soy won’t make your “boobs” grow

Anonymous

The jehovas witness religious organization is a full cult, btw. That girl should run.

Anonymous

Guys Elmhurst has alternative milks that don't use seed oils. I drink their sugar free hazelnut milk it's literally just hazelnuts and water