Advanced Preview: how GaryVee manipulates you. (Patreon)

Hello friends, hello enemies (enemies who have chosen to support me on Patreon for some sort of long-game master plan I have not anticipated),

When I announced my more erratic upload pace, many people expressed concern that I would start pumping out multi-hour, indulgent docuseries about niche subjects. Allow me to ease your concerns with this quick little... feature length video about Gary Vaynerchuk's manipulative sales strategies, and his historical antecedents.

Obviously me getting to take a month to make this... fucking thing... and still pay my bills and feed my family all the boutique designer drugs they need would not be possible without patrons like you! YOU!

Thank you for your continued support over the years, or thank you for the negligence of not checking whether or not you unsubbed? Maybe this post will remind you! Oops! Either way I hope you enjoy this advanced early preview of the video (with some minor edits still to go, and lacking an "Eyeball Zone", whatever that is).

Yours in Christ,
Sloppy Thong