The 2nd VIP Request for June, and easily the least inspired.

Which is totally OK!
I have zero qualms about just taking the pop culture Skank-of-the-Month for a spin, in this case some corporation's mascot making herself useful slinging cell service contracts AND premium bukkake facials in one limited-time bundle.

...just, maybe they should've read all the fine print before signing. Those extra fees can be killer!