¡Buenos dias!
¡Me llamo Sparrow!
¿Donde esta la biblioteca?

...alright I have exhausted my personal mastery of the Spanish language, but luckily there's an actual speaker who helped me get the dialogue here accurate (well, accurate enough). Anyway if you don't read Spanish tough nuts! You'll just have to imagine what this Mexican weather girl's saying as she prepares to put her trasero de grado militar into her hands-on investigation of Tijuana's infamous "donkey shows."

Oh and yes this was a VIP request. Just two more to go...