Hey check it out it's an old fashioned all American SUK TRUK...
...just like, uh grandma used to make?

I don't know where I was going with that, just like I don't know exactly if the titular duo of dames from some defunct sitcom called "2 Broke Girls" going out on the town to get their throats poked for pocket change is entirely fitting for their characters... but here we are anyway.

Part two when it's done, hopefully (knock on wood) meaning "tomorrow!"