Did you know the Mayan civilization never actually had horses? So this scenario of Lara Croft and Quiet inexplicably investigating a Mayan ruin only to find some sacred (not to mention cursed) horse-head artifact before being stretched around two towering equine dicks like a couple of conquistador cocksleeves makes even less sense than it does at first glance?

...Yeah, me neither.

P.S. I woke up "today" at about 10 PM November 30th, so technically this final VIP request is totally on time and not a day late like you might be thinking.