Bandito News: KYU coming to Patreon and more! (Patreon)

Let’s just agree that 2020 has been quite the year. And if you’re anything like me, you’ve developed a not-so-rare dermatological condition whereby experiencing any news of any kind causes you to erupt into full-body hives and projectile vomit our all your internal organs.

I know…icky stuff to be sure.

That said - we have some BREAKING NEWS that we think you will LOVE LOVE LOVE! We realize that that’s a lot of love, so imagine how high our confidence must be right now.

AMAZING BREAKING NEWS STORY #1: The talented, top-heavy, and tremendously TICKLISH Operative Kyu is making her way to Patreon for her very own 12-page spy tickling extravaganza! YESSSSSSS!!!!!! Prepare yourself for spies, lies, and um…ticklish thighs! As sad as we are to see Pepper Parker’s perfect police punishment end, her erotic ordeal will be replaced by a brand new Kyu adventure…coming soon! And you won’t want to miss this one, as crafty Kyu will come face to screamingly hysterical face with her new nemesis…the dreaded RED SPY!

AMAZING BREAKING NEWS STORY #2: You also might have noticed that Joey’s crazily naughty catwalk adventure will also soon be coming (heh) to a hefty climax. And I know what you’re thinking: OMFG NOOOOOO WE CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT MORE JOEY LYNX! (We know you were thinkin’ it). Well, friends…more good news for you…just as one Joey adventure reached its crescendo, another Joey tickle torture comic will be hot on it’s heels. LITERALLY. Prepare yourself for the meanest tickling revenge comic since the Solstead Act was signed: JOEY LYNX: THE CASE OF THE UPSIDE DOWN DOG!

AMAZING BREAKING NEWS STORY #3: You remember last year…when I mentioned that we might be doing some PATREON EXCLUSIVE content? You DO??? Yay, me too! Well, headed into 2021 we’ve got some reeeeeeeeally fun ideas for some exclusive content, some more ways to influence future content, and just some awesome new ideas coming your way. Stay tuned.

Thanks for making 2020 a helluva lot more fun than it would have been without you. Your support, feedback, and awesomeness means the world to us.

Safe, wonderful, and happy holidays to all of you,

Mr. Sneaky Santa (AKA Bandito)