THE LEGION RETURNS! (This Summer!) (Patreon)

Hey Gang:

I’m delighted to be able to share a little secret with all of you.

Come closer.

CLOSER!

There ya go.  

A little over five years ago an epic tickle battle waged on the streets of our fair cities! Villains rose.  Heroes cackled madly in frenzied laughter.  The Nail Biter herself built an army of wickedness and threatened our very FREEDOM!  But three heroes stepped forward with new powers and magical alien toe rings glimmering on their feet.  They were wearing thigh-high stiletto heeled boots, so you couldn’t see the rings.  BUT THEY WERE GLIMMERING, GODDAMMIT!  Just trust me.

Now, another threat rises.  Old enemies, long since forgotten, have come back.  And very soon…

THE LEGION WILL RETURN!!!!!!

The Bounce is BACK!

Prepare yourselves for the awesomeness.

-The Super Deet