ABANDON HOPE 3/24/2024 (Patreon)

A duck walked up

to a lemonade stand

and he said to the man

running the stand

hey

bum bum bum

got any grapes?

and the man said

yes i rape all the time

i'm a mass rapist

it is sublime

and the duck was like

"What the fuck, bro! I didn't say rapes. I said grapes. What the fuck is wrong with you?"

and the man looked at the duck

and he say oh

yeah i sell grapes too

here you go

and the duck said

no, i don't want any grapes

i don't buy products

from weirdos who rape,

you sick evil fuck

I hope that you die

You are a bad person

And you make me cry

So the man just shrugged

and said well then fuck

I might as well go ahead

and rape this duck

bum bum bum

badumpa dum