Audioplay Commission: Bartending the Berry (Patreon)

"You looked this job up in the classifieds and it seemed simple enough. Being a stock manager at a little soda parlor. Sounds like it might be fun, how complicated could this really be?"

An audioplay featuring my soda elephant Bertha! The listener is gonna learn what Bertha meant by stock manager. Features blueberry, inflation, lewdness, and is from a male perspective. Commissioned by Tex the Blimp Mom.