"Je vous ai compris!" (Vesper chest size poll decision) (Patreon)

Honored patrons,

I come back to you with the answer I received from FATE itself after reflecting on your votes!

Here are the results of the poll:

Yet many of the comments told me, "Kite! The majority still desires you to nerf her breasts if you coalesces the two "way too big/too big votes!". And you were right! How, I thought, ensure that democracy was still respected??

RNG was the answer!

And so! Based on the ratio of your answer, I filled a wheel with proportional representation! 50 "Nerf Vesper's bust" (50%), 46 "Just the right size" (46%, with an additional vote from me so it reaches 100 entries instead of 99), 2 "Boost her tits!" (2%) and 2 "DOUBLE HER TITS" (2%)!

To FULLY explain my proportional representation methodology on that later part, both the "Way too big" and "too big" faction who spoke publicly seemed to be in agreement that they would be fine with a small nerf; as such, coalescing their vote into one solid lobbying force gave this voting block more power as their interest seemed to align on a minor yet signification boob nerf!

HOWEVER, the "too small" faction was a minor faction in both cases, whose idea of Vesper's tits size had clear separate goals, from moderately increasing her tits size to MAKING HER A TIDDY MONSTER BEYOND ANNABELLE HERSELF! As such, and given their low amount of public representation in the votes, they were given two separate votes vote ACCURATE PROPORTIONAL REPRESENTATION!

With that in mind, an impartial third party was selected to determine the outcome, giving everyone an equal yet proportional chance!

And so, honored patrons, IMPARTIAL decision!

"Kite!" I hear the people of the largest lobbying group exclaim! "How can we be sure that it was the first pick?!"

Well, dear patrons! You can see in the top right the "Results" tab, listing all picks! As you can see, it's the FIRST result! A combination of the voice of the people spoke and the hand of fate has spoken!

Now, WHAT would happen if we used the original voting spread, with true proportional representation?

2% Way too small, 2% Too small, 45% Just the right size, 38% too big, 12% way too big, best of three!

The winner the the "true proportional representation (best of 3 for extra randomness)" is "Too Big (-1)"!

I can see the "Just the right size" winners preparing a Tits Interference lawsuit, so, similar to the French Three-Turns vote system, the winner of the previous two turns will face off in the final election turn!

50% "Just the right size" vs 50% "Too big (-1)"!

The Milkers Committee will now shuffle the wheel for additional randomness!

And for the final vote...

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Ahem.

"Dearest Patrons and Beloved Members of the Realm,

It is with a heavy heart, fraught with torment and despair, that I must recount the harrowing events that have unfolded in our sacred universe. The echoes of laughter once filled our halls, the joyous chants of creativity reverberated through the chambers of our community. Alas, a whisper of trepidation now haunts our midst.

A decree, a plea, nay, a demand hath reached our humble abode. In the name of modesty, or perhaps a misguided quest for realism, the chorus of voices, led by esteemed patrons such as yourselves, hath sought to quell the majestic proportions of a revered character’s noble attributes.

In this chamber of artistic expression, where freedom once reigned supreme, a hostage has been taken—a symbol of opulence and grandeur, now threatened by the relentless grip of moderation.

Imagine, if you dare, the plight of a once-glorious massive chest subjected to the constraints of conformity. A reduction, not merely in size, but in the essence of flamboyance and exuberance that defined our illustrious muse.

With trembling fingers, the penning of these words unfolds in protest against the bondage of normalcy. Shall we, in jest, make light of the gravitas of this request? Or shall we, with the fervor of artisans, render a sonnet to immortalize the glory that once was?

Yet fear not, dear supporters, for our resolve remains unyielding. The spirit of the bountiful and huge milkers shall persevere. Although I am now made to acquiesce to the people's vision, we shall still see, in the ashes of our grand vision, the remnants of the lost opulence of immense, milk-filled huge tits.

Let us remember, in these moments, that our kingdom thrives on the pillars of camaraderie, creativity, and the audacious pursuit of huge, bouncy, bountiful, milkers. Together, we shall weave tales that transcend the boundaries of convention, even in the face of a plea for diminutive adjustments.

Although Vesper's tits will be SLIGHTLY diminished, I bid you, my brothers and sisters in Christ, remain strong, remain united, and remember that no matter the size of the tits, it's how their bearer gets thoroughly fucked that ultimately matter.

Also I'm not nerfing Penny's tits size.

Your president and local boob lover,

Kite"

My first attempt at a Kitesona.

There you go!

Vesper tits getting (slightly nerfed :p)

(If you read that long ass dramatic retelling, hope you had fun!)

Cheers!

Kite