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I'll go first. Big Fakes are better than Big Naturals. Reason one: fake is a choice and it's hot. Natural is genetic RNG and often seen as a burden. Reason two: naturals in a bubble bath are like playing with jelly fish. Fakies are better to lather up and play with. Source: Experience.

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