The kobolds are coming, the kobolds are coming! (Patreon)

Making a new project!  It may come as a shock to hear that it is also about kobolds!

This is a generic encounter that you can run into in the Undermountain.   A group of four kobolds all gang up on you with the intent of stealing  all of your metal.  If, however, you have Lyric in your group, you can  convert them from muggers to sex workers, offering their services as a  wandering group of kobolds that'll spontaneously erupt into orgies for  the right price.

To make it clearer: they're a generic encounter, with the regular  win/loss scenes, but if you have Lyric in your group, you can convince  them to drop the fighting and exchange sex for metal (i.e. electrum)  from that point forward.  You'll be able to access their win/loss scenes  straight from the get-go afterward.  Lyric doesn't need to stay in your inventory; they just need to be there for the one time event.

This document currently has no porn, but all future updates will go here!