Two Cats, One Wife - Clean (Patreon)

Two black cats passing each other results in some reality-bending levels of bad luck, apparently!

This month's prompt "Black cat's bad luck involves stepfordization" comes from Darren!  Thank you Darren! 

$5 and up patrons can check out the spicy (and also kind of part 2) alt HERE: https://www.patreon.com/posts/73224170/