Early Access: The First Candidate (Patreon)

Hey folks! It's December and I'm back! Hope y'all had a good November, ate plenty of food and didn't make too many terrible decisions! :D

So the results are in for the poll, and our stand out winner is Star Wars! So I decided to do this little one pager. It was actually first made as the image sequence which is attached, but I think both work.

I started thinking about how to do a force BE skit and thought back to Palpantine's chat with Anakin in that fancy auditorium, where he basically offered the forbidden fruit to tempt Anakin to the dark side. I figured - what if old Palpy had a couple of different options going at the same time? Each with their own 'button' he could press. And here we are!

If anyone was wondering things went well for the to-be Emperor here. She didn't out him to the Jedi Order and he even gave her a call after Anakin got... charcoally. Unfortunately she was too busy playing with herself. Chronically and forcefully. She kind of got addicted to the growth if we're honest. The last time someone saw her she was being confused for 'twin moons'.