The Flash (2023) // Full Reaction (Patreon)

Hey hey Patrons!

In one of the last gasps of the Snyderverse-DCEU what was maybe meant to be a thunderous and emotional unifying expansion of the DC sandbox ended up being a bewildering schlock-fest with some of the most shockingly bad special effects this side of 2000's Dungeons and Dragons played on a standard resolution DVD!

We're talking about The Flash y'all.

And holy CGI Render Batfleck, do we have a hell of a time with this turkey!

How annoying can Ezra Miller be? Well, there are two of them, if that's any indicator.

We got a PS2-era baby falling out of a building sequence that is so insane and looks like such shit we sort of love it.

It's nice to see Keaton's Batman, but it ultimately leads nowhere.

And holy fuck does this thing go off the ghoulish digital graveyard "cameo" deep end like we've never seen before.

At least Nic Cage got to see himself as Superman even for just a minute though!

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For this week we're letting all tiers bask in this trainwreck along with us! 

This is our first horror show of the spooky season (😜) for feature films and we got some doozies with The Evil Dead Rise, Talk to Me, An American Werewolf in London and the original classic The Exorcist!

xoxo,

The Watchers in the Bar