Shrek (2001) // Commentary Shrekmentary (Audio) (Patreon)

HEY HEY PATRONS!

We're back somebody once told us the World was gonna roll us! 

These 3 dull tools of Sean, Morgan and Dustin partake in a commentary track for the ages - it's the Shrek Commentary Shmommentary yall! 

I mean, listen, we got questions kids.... 

Like, who's eyeballs are being eaten by Shrek in this opening montage? 

Are they from animals, townsfolk, or their kids even? Did he kill them and pluck them out or did he do it while they were still alive? 

Is Donkey a straight-up Energy Vampire to Shrek's Pennywise/Dracula figure, it's entirely possible... 

And we have a conversation about how Donkey would impregnate the Dragon that is one for the goddamn ages and we will not elaborate any further here. 

****SYNCH NOTES**** Line up your player just before the Dreamworks logo and you'll be all synched up at the 3rd Beep! 

xoxo, 

The Watchers in the Bar