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We're back with ONE LAST Post before the New Year!

Our sights are set on uncovering the truly insidious nature of one insane, bloodthirsty son of a Northside Chicago Mobster who would later perpetrate some of the most twisted murders on both international terrorism and the intensely personal fronts.

We're talking about the precursor to Jigsaw and the architect of the War on Terror and causing America to eat itself from within -

Kevin McCalister in the 2nd chronicle of his bloody and terrifying origin story.

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.


But seriously yall, Kevin is a psycho who probably is Jigsaw and planned 9/11.

The Pidgeon Lady might be the most insane depiction of American Late Stage Capitalist poverty ever.

And you better BELIEVE that Peter McCalister is connected, mobbed up and trying to kill Kevin himself.

SYNCH NOTES: We watched on Disney+ so line up your copy on 00:00 and hit play at the THIRD BEEP and you'll be all synched up! 


You guys! We love ya like the Wet Bandits love theivin'. Like Kevin loves spilling the blood of the fallen and undeserving. Like we love SMOOCHIN' with CLIFF!!

Here's to another great year! You guys have made it more special than you can imagine!

xoxo,

The Watchers in the Bar

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rickie woodson

yeah, the sequel is much better. i fondly remember it and barely remember the first one. i saw this so many times as a kid and quote the mobster movie often. its so good! and the pigeon lady! and if i like a franchise the sequels are always better to me like seasons 2-3 of avatar are better. and grease 2 is FAR superior to grease. i mean, how does the pollen grow?

rickie woodson

they did a whole movie about that. its called unaccompanied minors. yall should watch it one day. home alone 2 but with a bunch of kevins instead of just one lol

rickie woodson

wow, one of his relatives is big pete from the adventures of pete and pete from nick. sigh. he was such a crush of mine when i was 10. i always did love older red heads........

rickie woodson

that toy dude is santa and no one can tell me any difference

rickie woodson

kevin is a well off pretty white boy in super crowded new york and he's very clever. why is he not screaming bloody murder on the streets for protection?

rickie woodson

this was a great way to ring in the new year. watching a great film and having fun convos with friends. it literally ended 12 past the hour. happy new year! and may the cobra kai be with us all soon ;)