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Ep 446 - BUTTS PAYTCH

00:00:00 -The lap of luxury 00:01:05 -Matt’s been… thunderstruck 00:04:50 -Chef Lee too crazy 00:08:45 -Workplace mutants 00:13:00 -Decriminalize outside piss 00:16:00 -Planning the intro 00:20:15 -Suck session spoilers 00:23:30 -The Turd Reich 00:28:30 -Slut plinko 00:32:00 -Dong Lemon owns the babes 00:33:50 -An invitation lost in status 00:35:50 -Soggy Donimos 00:38:00 -Separated by debts 00:40:00 -Guys sexy butts 00:42:00 -Soldiers funeral 00:50:30 -Intellectual work is mo harder 00:52:30 -Uno reverse 00:54:20 -Big munie balluz 00:56:40 -Look at ma penis 01:01:00 -Peloton records SMASHED 01:02:30 -Case of the bad dilla 01:05:15 -Matrixing fatherhood

Comments

Anonymous

Dude might have a touch of the downs

Anonymous

Rough guest

Anonymous

This guy sucks hard

Anonymous

Dawgz. . . .(shows naked man ass)

Anonymous

Blessèd be thy evening Dawgs, my cup runneth over.

Anonymous

This world does not deserve Lemeazy

Dan Wiley

What's up ya dirty dawgs! Just got my paytch last night!

Anonymous

beeping fire alarms in hood houses is the realist shit I ever wrote. 9 volt gang

Anonymous

This is the pod that finally got me to sign up for the paytch. Wassup dawgs

Anonymous

Shane kind of look like Richard Jewel

Anonymous

this is the first time ive had a hard disagreement with the balding bull.

Anonymous

matts roller skating intro should be the theme song from Threes Company

Anonymous

Less _____ more Billy’s -Shane’s dad probably

Anonymous

you're telling me Gerben was in a gangbang nice

Anonymous

gay bill

Anonymous

anybody else catch shane winking when he said to matt that they’d be close by if matt moved to mexico? on the reg ep.

Anonymous

Ugh he’s on the Patreon episode too

Grifterofease

the level of reduced suffering is immeasurable

Anonymous

i was having a nice day until your womanly comment sent me over the edge. i just took out my existential rage on my little brother's pet gerbil. thanks, bitch.

Anonymous

@Liam Sheridan what a shit name. Liam= big gay

Anonymous

Shane was on one today😂😂

Jackson

What are we doing if Biden wins again boys?

Anonymous

Tell the disgusting brothers to release a new paytch

Anonymous

Hey dude, I live in Cincinnati. Huge fan of both you guys. Can’t make it to the show this weekend because I made some poor life choices and ended up a broken, drunken house painter, with a teenis that makes my bank account look large, but I might go downtown for coffee. Hope I run into you so I can ask why you shit on my city. Jk. It sucks here. Hope it goes well.

Anonymous

Also, I’m definitely not going to hipster Over-the-Rhine for coffee. But, if you go out for drinks, go to Ruby’s for steaks, and next door is some kinda okay bar. But try to make it to Covington, KY and go to Molly Malone’s.

Anonymous

It’s always pride month somewhere. I’m getting swung on by a guy named Rylan and a guy who calls himself “Angus”. This conversation isn’t going very straight. Moo, motherfucker.

Anonymous

Just watched the mets beat the phils at citi now i get to watch the dawgs n laugh abt it

Anonymous

You guys got me through having one of my nuts removed because of cancer.

Anonymous

Btw if you ever go through this don’t look at you babes on Instagram and go to sleep and give your self a woody like the day after surgery and have all the blood pool and turn your tenis deep purple

Anonymous

It pisses me off when Shane doesn’t follow through with his true gender identity! I swear to god I’ll leave the paytch, if he doesn’t realize he’s a hot woman in a sundress!

David

Rob someone for the 50$ bullshit seats or just use your gun and get in there, not killing but folks are scared of those things. And if you dont have a gun buy one and fucking shoot yourself pussy

Anonymous

We wanna see the ufc fights! I wanna see the shaman spaz out

Anonymous

Up the ra

Anonymous

You know I love the dawgz, but this guest absolutely sucks. Just came from the YT to the paytch and going to tough it out, but good God almighty was that hard to watch.

Anonymous

Update: I can't do it boys, this one stinks. I'm going to fall asleep to an old ep for the 100th time. Stay blessed, dawgz.

Anonymous

I like the airbag idea… but how bout a machine fucking actuator attached to the hips. Mid funeral, casket starts bumpin. thrustin again baby! Then put her into overdrive 😂

Anonymous

Praise Allah

Anonymous

This is honestly the most I've laughed for a long time. This is a top tier paytch episode, I think you're doing yourself and all other dawgz a disservice

Anonymous

A truly crud guest but the funeral talk was hilarious

Aaron richards

I’ve lost count of this killing spree of eps both regular and paytch that are just absolute non fucking stop. The dawgs firing on all cylinders 📈📊

Anonymous

Matt seems to have really settled into using his fake legs

Anonymous

The host gives credit scores lol

Anonymous

trump on fox tonight boys. Blessed are those who lay in slop.

Anonymous

Shaman will need a massage after carrying these eps.

Anonymous

Does anyone know where they buy their mushroom pills from?

Anonymous

Can buy all the ingredients on nuts.com and make your own for the low

Anonymous

This show got so gay

JMenz

thought Shanes boxers was the crease where his ass cheek meets the hams for a sec got damnn

Anonymous

There's a guy at my work with the same water bottle as Matt, he's got autism

Anonymous

shane scratched his ass a little hard on the first ep and had to change shorts for the paytch lmao

JMenz

Also keg swamp wedding is literally Shrek 1.

Anton Siekmann

Had the same wedding described. Tent in my own back yard, kegs, central PA cheap ass catering, waay too loud sound system, shot guns, got blacked out at my own house til 4am. Spent $5k Fuckin ruled.

Anonymous

This guy vs gardini for the king of mush mouth

Anonymous

Shane’s thighs are brighter than my future

Anonymous

You all gotta check out Nic Swardson’s stand up about how he wants his funeral to go. Same logic as these two maniacs.

Anonymous

Of course Shane had to show off his salt life with a remote for the AC. Someday I will earn the privilege of such extravagance.

Anonymous

Fucking hilarious ep boys. I wanna see Matt do his own show where he takes anonymous calls from porn addicts and they talk about the most fucked up stuff they jerk off to

Anonymous

9.2/10

Anonymous

Turf reicht was under appreciated

RyanTEA

Shane, u and Mckeever have to make a movie and bring the gang… release it next summer ….. quit this podcast being “hard work” bullshit …. Get a job

Anonymous

They need to make a show about Greg the egg

Jackson

Who else is a Grandfathered Poor?!?

Anonymous

if all white people were this funny that'd be pretty cool 😎 excellent episode

Anonymous

Just saw the set in Cincinnati you the best Shane bless the dawgs

Anonymous

ok, let's go

Anonymous

Matt, great thighs brother. You should walk the pride parade. Just flex on them. You can look but not touch

Anonymous

Hulk Hogan Im coming for you

Anonymous

I miss egress window cuskie

Anonymous

ANOTHER HISTORY PAYTCH PLEASE SHANE❤️

Anonymous

I'm in Germany right now. Definitely keep an eye on these fellas.

Anonymous

is anyone else erect?

Anonymous

@shane we are you gonna go drinking after your shows in cincy? First BL crystal is on me

Anonymous

Lmao pretty sure it was on this one they briefly talked about how “non-comedians just don’t get it” fucking Christ, Shane hanging out with that fat moron Bert is going to kill our dogs.

Anonymous

Shane lemme hit

Anonymous

Decent ep but god damn this app sucks balls . Freezes constantly and god forbid you try to pause it you’re waiting for 10 minutes for it to buffer back . Call H Foley cause this app is GARBAGE

Anonymous

Shane said brother a lot this day

Anonymous

Great show today Shane thank you

cda steez

Ayyyyy he stayed for the paytch. This guy is funny.

Anonymous

The entire funeral bit had me dying lol. From wearing an SS officer uniform to airbags in the coffin, just all around insane haha

Anonymous

Hey - go get you a Master's degree in asswiping.

Anonymous

Name the dating game “sheeit”

Anonymous

For the love of Christ, please pay homeless people to ride up with you to your special Matt that would be amazing

Anonymous

It’s not a Patreon episode without Shane annihilating lemaire and Shane getting immediately sad after

Anonymous

The Dawgs were on their extra silly tip today

Anonymous

The Dawgs killed the show last night in cincinnati. everyone did awesome !! all praise for the DAWGS

Anonymous

The shaman blessed philly last night 🙏

Anonymous

As a MASSIVE fan…I have one piece of advice….never go bigger with production. There has never been a better podcast and part of it comes from the honesty and carelessness of your dialogue. But also the fact that is still looks like a podcast that started 3 months ago. It gives the cast a sense of realism other casts don’t have. In other words…don’t get some awesome studio or hire ACTUALLY talented producers…NEVER CHANGE BROSSSSS!! This cast should become HUGE at some point and I don’t want it to become something bigger when that happens. 1 camera in the living room is soooo ICONIC!

Anonymous

Yup...I've seen other casts shit the bed trying to go big willy style. LOS/RAP sadly seems to be heading that route with CGI backgrounds. Embarassing.

Anonymous

Get Gerbiez back on.

Anonymous

Holly shit 10min in and I’ve literally never laughed so hard Feeling like the first time I got high lol

Anonymous

Anyone know which hitler book Shane’s reading?

Anonymous

Rise and fall of the third reich is pretty good second half’s kinda a bummer tho

Anonymous

Will the crum king gerbies ever grace the dawgz again?

Anonymous

I bet Shane’s butt has some serious jiggle, I’m chubbin at the dentist just thinkin about it

Anonymous

cmon guys podcasting a white mans game, can't we just have something to ourselves ?

Anonymous

Everyone here should check out matt and shane's podcast with Mckayla Peterson. So much fun on mushrooms

Anonymous

Y’all my fav podcast. I didn’t listen to any till MSSP 🔥🔥♥️ hope y’all cum back to Aus

Anonymous

Luis is still salty about the basketball game lol

Anonymous

10/10 Paytch

Anonymous

Saw Shane in Cinci this past weekend. LaMaire's set was better than I expected. Ahmad would be a solid podcast guest. Shane's new set is solid. Can really see the formulation of future jokes through the pod

Anonymous

HOH HO HO HO HOH

Anonymous

Honestly being taxidermied in a 3 point stance would GOAT material

Anonymous

You dick fucks... maybe name the episode "succession spoilers"...

Anonymous

Sometimes I think Matt is what Haley Joel Osment was meant to look like grown up

Anonymous

This Patreon is earning somewhere between 1 - 4 million dollars a year.. holy crap! Who needs SNL 😂😂

Anonymous

what is shanes artist presale code? Trying to snag tickets early for his grand rapids show but haven't heard him mention an artist presale code in any of the podcasts recently

Anonymous

When are tickets dropping for sugar land uncle Shane

Anonymous

Someone get bill away from the rest stop bathrooms and back on the mic

Anonymous

Where’s my fucking slop

Anonymous

Arf arf

Anonymous

I want to see Lemeezy Bench!

Anonymous

LeMaire is trying to hold up the video from getting out. The people need to see the truth.

Anonymous

Where’s the video ??

Anonymous

The video new ep is being held by the dawgs because it reveals deeper truths

Anonymous

im tryna see lemorp get this trachea get crushed by 265

Randellino

I think the prods drop the paytch when back in Philly.

Anonymous

Lemaire fucking a FTM is more straight than you guys not dropping this cast.

Anonymous

Literally the only patreon I'm even subscribed too you guys kill it

Anonymous

i’m just tryna see if lemaire succeeded or not lol

Anonymous

Shane you gotta go fully loaded next week in Baltimore please dude

Anonymous

lemaire cutting his burgers with sausage let’s me know he throws down on the grill lol

Anonymous

Guard dawg, for the love of god please clean the lens on that damn camera. It gets foggier every week

Adam Garett

I’m from Cambodia I love putting that cath in these Vietnam vets 🇰🇭🤣😂

Anonymous

life movie review

Anonymous

Nurses don’t go to school for 8 years

Anonymous

Least funny episode in a long time. The guest sucked ass. He wasn't into it and it shows

r

Shane I am begging you to make a history podcast. And please don't do it with abother history guy, it'll just be you two fighting for verbal real estate. Please do it with Matt, that way Matt gets to learn & you just have to focus on making Matt laugh and telling him history shit that blows his mind- a good gauge of what your audiance likes to hear and thinks is funny.

Anonymous

Shane just 1 up-ing every single dead body burial is absolutely why he is the best in the bizznesss right now.