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BLADES PAYTCH (Patreon)

Published:
2023-05-03 17:58:18
Imported:
2023-05

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Ep 441 - BLADES PAYTCH

0:00:00 - Sports | Applebees 0:04:20 - Jaeger 0:09:15 - GardRail the Sex Brat | Pussy Brat 0:18:00 - Google Boobs 0:19:45 - Girls Suck Philosopher | Arthur Schopenhauer 0:32:00 - San Diego Afterparty | urine break 0:37:00 - We’re Back | Arthur Schopenhauer 0:45:30 - The Movies 0:49:00 - Hooter Wings 0:52:50 - Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship | The Slap 0:58:00 - HBKs Savior

Comments

Aaron Messuri

My sweet baby boys!!!! Another perfectly executed patreon episode!

Anonymous

i wanna die in a car wreck listening to matt and shane

Josh Newton

Shane, I sure hope you thank Matt for letting you piggy back on his career.

Anonymous

Thanks fellas. Needed some laughs today.

Anonymous

luv you dawgz but i would be super bummed if i had to bargain with my WIFE to have sex AND she responds with hmm no but ill give you a handjob... oh man lol Matt must have max ammo in the reserve

Anonymous

Hey, Shane, looking jacked my dawg.

Anonymous

Matt’s pseudo knowledge about esoteric subject matters has not pained me til now but getting Schopenhauer wrong is an OL. His mum didn’t push him down the stairs, HE got into an argument with an old lady who was being loud outside his apartment and pushed her. Ended up getting done for assault and had to pay damages to her for the rest of her life. When she died he wrote on a copy of her birth certificate “obit anus, abit onus” meaning “the old woman dies, the debt is lifted”. Cold as. In any case everyone should read schopie. He’s an extremely insightful philosopher who has permanently altered how I see the world and other people. Genuinely a revelation. And a great writer too, very funny in an acerbic sort of way.

Anonymous

As someone who used to suffer from single aunt/female gym coach hair I can say this from a safe place, time for a buzz Matty McLachlan

Anonymous
>>107783755

Be gentle my sweet prince, this is a comedy podcast….change your underwear and be at peace. Saint Rogies blessings on you.

Anonymous

No. Plz. Fuck religion. Fuck if the earth is flat. Fuck if Epstein and the illuminati are fighting trump. The only question I need answered in my life. Is how do these mfs do it every god damn time? This cast is the realest shit since the Bible. And as the not nerdy lemaires would say. “And that’s on god.”

Anonymous

He loves CW shows. “The 100” and he for sure had dabbled in “The Vampire Diapers”. Mic hooked up to an oxygen tank disguised as a giant wudder bottle and he writes books. Get under it

Anonymous

Yo shane hope your good man

Anonymous

This is pretty hilarious, what Schop actually wrote: https://www.theabsolute.net/misogyny/onwomen.html

Anonymous

Africans love trump.. First of all. Dawg is good 🙏🏻

Anonymous

Pliny the Fruitcake

Anonymous
>>107783755

And for that passion we thank you, grab a sizzlie and be at peace.

Anonymous

God Fucking Damnit, FUCK

Anonymous

Thankfully Chris and his obsession with hookers is not on the Paytch

Anonymous

“Misogynistic? Did she just tell me to massage on dis tit?”

Anonymous

Dawgs, if you listened to this already, remember the South Park with Bebe getting boobs?

Anonymous

The slop is good. God is good. Blessed be to the dawgs

Anonymous

another great episode... but please have DeRosa on as much as possible. The endless Shane Joey battles are fucking priceless

Anonymous

actually do whatever the fuck y'all want idk shit i'm just listening to 352 again

Ye West

Shane, I’ll see you tomorrow night in SD. Nothing, not even the teams will stop me from getting a hold of that fat ball bag and speed bagging it. I will steal your essence to create s perfect comedy homunculus. C u soon

Anonymous

"Living +" right here, exactly what Kendall was talking about

Anonymous

Matt, go to Llresearch.org and just read Ra Material and the Quo transcripts already

Anonymous

"FUKK U TUBE" - next week back to the tube. Pretty soft behavior. But it is better this way.

Anonymous

if any of you pound puppies want 2 tickets to the Hershey show on the 20th for free pls email me. It is my name at gmail. make sure you spell it right .

Anonymous

And we’re back!!! 🤘🤘

Anonymous

while you boys gay around actin like God don’t exist. there’s Americans out there suffer’n. Now more than ever. They need you two to bring the fire week in week out. Now you leave it all on that field tonight! Our lady of victory!

JMenz

kisses xx

Anonymous

Great ep.

Anonymous

Yes lads

jawn carpenter

with lemaire on the movie hot dog with shane on the 50 winngs

Anonymous

Loved you in Bupkis, Shane. It’s a pretty good show. I’ve enjoyed it so far. I’d love to see Pete on the pod.

Anonymous

I DO NOT DRINK WINE

Anonymous

Lamaire is more of a hot dog guy.

Anonymous

I’m going to find a way to go to the Cleveland show. I’ll also be at Hershey the following weekend, can’t wait!!

Anonymous

Lol Matt you’re the best - “now you sound like a post modernist”

Anonymous

Almost bought tickets to the Cleveland show but fuck Cleveland

Anonymous

thanks for putting this one on the tube

Anonymous

Shaman always coming with the hot references, no idea how he has these ready all the time lol a beautiful mind. Great pod. Love when tommy and Chris are on too! Much love from Canada and our Arabian supreme leader Justin Trudeau.

Anonymous

Bro I literally have an Aurther Shopenhaur book published in like the 30s that we found in my baes dead grandma's house hahaha can confirm on his philosophy

Anonymous

hell yeah we back on the mf tuuuuube

Anonymous

“I don’t really feel like it… I’m tired” “Well thankfully, all you have to do is lay there” 😂😂😂

Anonymous

Yo Shane. I'm not paying your Patreon rate for you to sit on your fuckin phone. Put it away. (Read this in Phil's voice).

Anonymous

Sorry to hear about the bbg Shane

Anonymous

My shit on rock

JG0193

Matt got hit with two fake videos he fell for in the same week😂 The dude getting hit by a car in a zorb bubble and the cat

Anonymous

Can't wait for the show tonight, I hope Shane blesses me with kisses in applebees

Anonymous
>>107977175

It was fucking rad. Nate, The Shaman and The Dawg delivered again.

NewFool

It cracks me up that Shane hates philosophy, and honestly most of my life I've had the same view - thought it was dumb, thought it's a waste, or "no shit, obviously!" and Shane said the same thing in an ep. of the old testament. But in my older age, I've come to appreciate more of it. It kind of exists like an artistic version of thinking itself and is supposed to help people recognize and realize truth - so they don't just go to West Point as an overgrown, oaf, fruitcake just to be humiliated once they are faced with the truth they aren't cut out for it. Of course, that's how we figure things out, the whole fucking up and having to deal, so, life experience is more crucial, but philosophy puts man's folly into perspective.

Anonymous

Shane is running out of shit to talk about, the Prince debate is just a rehash of an ep in the old test, around 68.

Anonymous

Matts fake gentleman’s cackle has reached a fevered pitch

Anonymous

Playing Wild Wild West on the aux as a dog whistle to try to find other dawgs is my new hobby

Anonymous

Beautiful dawgs

Anonymous

After his mother pushed him down the stairs, Arthur Schopenhauer famously told her "you will only be known by posterity through me!" (She was rather famous in her own right) Which turned out to be true as he is known as the "father of pessimism" This concludes our 'history of philosophy' corner

Anonymous

I pussy brat out the same way Matt did lol

Anonymous

Never felt closer to the dawgs until after this pod

Anonymous

Been locked out for 3 weeks... got a lot of gayness to catch up on

Anonymous (edited)

Comment edits

2023-05-26 17:09:47 2 minutes in & quite a bit of gayness already
2023-05-24 00:15:59 2 minutes in & quite a bit of gayness already

2 minutes in & quite a bit of gayness already

Anonymous

Faggot

Anonymous

I know this is way late, but the Down Syndrome kid on TikTok is Derek Baker and the account is BakerBanter.

Anonymous
>>116351081

Thank you for your work, dawg. Just wanted to know you work does not go unnoticed or unappreciated. Blessed be the dawgs

Anonymous

Shane’s reaction to Matt talking about philosophy lol so good. Also, I don’t think women should be allowed to vote. Just want to go on dawg record so every dawg knows where I stand. Dawgs rule and women drool! Laaaate!