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He's back Paytch (Patreon)

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2021-10-08 20:30:01
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Ep 366 - He's Back PAYTCH

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Anonymous

Matt is high AF or I am

Anonymous

Matt has autism Billy has downs

Anonymous

Holy shit I figured it out - Matt refuses to ever have coffee or stimulants because he says caffeine fucks him up. Dark chocolate is fuckin' bursting with caffeine. Hence this sperg-fest.

Anonymous

My sweet, sweet boy is back praise be.

Anonymous

The dawgs...reunited again. 🥲

Anonymous

How great is our god, bros?

Anonymous

It’s Friday, three day weekend and this drops? Life is good.

Anonymous

This rules

Anonymous

Glad Mr. Showbusiness is back

Anonymous

Surprise, surprise the king is back

Anonymous

I feel like a fuckint wizard. I just opened patreon app to maybe check if this was uploaded and here it is. What the fuck.

Anonymous

Good on Matt for providing quality content while Papa Shane is jetsetting

Anonymous

crying laughing at the crazy frog intro and imagining the autist loop occurring of me watching them watch crazy frog

Anonymous

Good to see the boys back sucking and fucking

Anonymous

This looks like an isis recruiting video

Anonymous

Shane’s back and Billy is on. How great? When Matt said “Paul Check, he stacks stones” on the free ep I died

Anonymous

crazy frog

Anonymous

Now I don't have to go to the bar tonight

Anonymous

Imagine Matt stoned as hell meditating in the MRI machine: "I'm a fuckin' anomaly"

Anonymous

Just a couple of dudes in a dark room comparing crystals.

Anonymous

Good to see the return of Shane and our Schaub.

Anonymous

the frog and crab shit is gay as hell boys

Anonymous

Benedict Gillis giving me bad vibes

Anonymous

How good is our god?

Anonymous

Matt's so fucking cringe. So glad Billy and shane bullied his gay ass.

Anonymous

Matt litterally said nothing in his ramblings. Oh gosh kill him.

Anonymous

He kept saying it's so funny. I didnt laugh at anything he said this whole episode.

Anonymous

Shane needs his own podcast. Matt is not funny. Please Shane, ditch this hippie race trader and do the podcast with some one else.

Anonymous

Matt should check out John Vervaeke. What's funny is when they talk about him being an autist when he's basically the inverse, much closer to positive schizotypy a la Alex Jones

Anonymous

The psych naw Dawgs know everything matt is talking about 🧠

Anonymous

Matt should just start a separate podcast. This is supposed to be a comedy podcast. The best cast recently was hearing how Lemaire cums on his knees next to his grandmothers couch & farts into his brothers butt.

Anonymous

Matt has been smoking crystals

Anonymous

IF THE CAST GETS ADS IM GOING TO BE SO CIDIES FUMING AND TYPE ALL THE TIME IN CAPS LOCK

Anonymous

Why does Matt look 50

Anonymous

Guys I really appreciate shane strolling back into the picture like my dad did back in 93 after he took off with some immagrant from Ecuador, but just like my dad, we all know it’s just a matter of time befor he meets some other bronze skinned whore and we never see him again. Cherish these moments. I’ve changed a lot since my mom threw me out and I was raped in the cab of a tractor trailer, and I’ve really learned to appreciate the little things. God bless.

Anonymous

Holy fuck Matt sounds manic as hell in this one

Anonymous

Best openings to anything, anywhere. Strong every time

Anonymous
>>69435074

Faggot, go back to whatever losers podcast you came from.

Anonymous

Get ads and get paid

Anonymous

By George! These ol' chunks of coal sure do "wow" with their sharp japes and wisecracks! A real handful of battle-axes, these lads! Such a keen taste for the rib-ticklers, how's about it? I mean to say that these motherfuckers are gluttons for chuckles.

Anonymous

i want u cuck boys to have ads. i want to see you get paid. you are funny!!

Anonymous

Pretty sure the fat tiktok manager in LA Shane was talking about on the YT episode is Micheal Gruen lol

Anonymous

BING! BING!

Anonymous

Hi fellas I am a member now, welcome to internet to me

Anonymous

The shaman is outside the bounds of our understanding.

Anonymous

Please get ads!! Get paid my guys!

Anonymous

I know I’m late on this, but how fucking gay is Andrew Schultz and company? Fuck Avengers. SODTAOE

Anonymous

lol. Matt knows everything about nuclear forces except how to pronounce it. What a goofy dunce

Anonymous

Praise Allah for the Problem Child’s return bc War Mode was dookie. spirits are lifted

Anonymous
>>69451436

Damn, actually couldn't sit through this one. Matt literally knows nothing about these topics and thinks he's a genius. Please take that 85 IQ back to your lady degree program - just be funny, you're not intelligent

Anonymous

After years of indulging Matt being a goofy pothead, it's only when he starts pretty accurately summarizing the biggest some of problems in philosophy that Shane and Bill don't want to listen. Praise the shaman they hate him bc he told the truth

Anonymous

Top 5 ep. Holy shite

Hollow Logs

be wary of that NFT moron on warmode.. snake in the woodpile

Anonymous

Matt and Shane, do ads, get paid, you’re worth it for sure, just do them in post and do them straight no jokes, so people don’t feel like they are missing any funny stuff and feel like they have to watch the ads to get every bit of funny and put them all in the beginning so people can fast forward through them or at the end so folks don’t have to watch the very end, just say pod over here’s some ads, it’s not selling out, it’s buying in!

Anonymous

Gay Bill

Anonymous

You guys can’t let him go like that… it’s insane. BTW- As soon as a wave is observed it begins to deteriorate. There’s also some radiation and a radiation detector in the cat story. Kinda a big part of it hahahaha

Anonymous

Love you guys, but please cool it with the google images. It feels really distracting to watch and feels like you guys are more distracted. Also feels annoying for audio listening to not see what ya’ll are seeing. Just bad all around.

Anonymous

War Mode is gonna be the biggest podcast around

Anonymous

Your Bros House podcast now featuring video reactions and even more forced laughter from our producers (producer cam coming soon with our new studio).

Anonymous

more preshows. that was fucking great. made my day.

Anonymous

Am I the only iPhone that can’t widescreen it?

Anonymous

Matt you rule man don't trip. I followed everything you said and didn't skip a beat let's go baby

Anonymous

Thumbnail hahaha

Anonymous

Shane's ADHD working overtime with the new TV in front of him is sick. Big Dawgs head is gonna explode live on paytch like that dude in Scanners (1981) bing bing

Anonymous

I stand with the Shaman #DRENCHEDinLight

Toolman Tim

Do Ads the way Cumtown does.

Anonymous

I need the MSSP Promo Code for Bluechew ASAP!! Get the promos boys!!!! Check chedda like a good inspecta

Anonymous

Make that hay boys💰🦀💰

Anonymous

We get it Bill, you’re dumb and not curious about the universe. That doesn’t make you interesting. It does, however, make you GAY

Anonymous

As a paying customer I say I do want dick pill ads! Secure the bag!

Anonymous

The video format sucks balls and interrupts the flow of conversation. Just cause every other pod does it doesn't mean you guys should.

Anonymous

I dont know how you guys feel about Gaia, but there's a series on there hosted by Nassim Haramein. He does a great job explaining what Matt was touching on.

Anonymous

You gotta check out John Rose

Anonymous

Definitely get Ads. You guys deserve it.

Aaron H

Hell yeah quantum

Justin

We all just gonna ignore that Love on the Spectrum season 2 just dropped? Michael's back and keen as ever.

Anonymous

I think I contracted autism listening to the dawgz talk physics and math

Anonymous

The fact that Billy STILL gets upset about keyboard warriors is HILARIOUS.... Broooo why let these things get to you - such a beta response ;) man is literally sending pics of his muscles to dudes on the internet LOL gaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy..... Billy's gay <3

Anonymous

Also start making that paper you dummies wtf.... do the ads!!! get paid B-)

Anonymous

Billy saying Shane looked like a retard walking around the airport in his sweatpants with a boner made me lose it haha

Anonymous

STOP WITH THE GOOGLE!! Take gard dawgs keyboard away!!!

Anonymous

for the guard dog: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/view-image/jpcmhcelnjdmblfmjabdeclccemkghjk/related <- use this extension in google chrome to open images into new tabs from the google image search

Anonymous
>>69477953

I think the google would be good, if he wasnt trying to zoom into the google image search page...

Anonymous

“He was a really strong 6th grader, pretty much” - Bill McCusker

Anonymous

Fuckin eh

Geronimo Hanson

Has Matt been watching Foundation? He’s got Hari Seldon vibes in a Brother day bod.

Anonymous

Great ep but probs gonna take a few before Shane gets all that gay off from that West Coast trip

Anonymous

"remember you got earrings"

Anonymous
>>69469007

"I don't know how you guys feel about Gaia" Mofo you know where you are

Superhater

its clear shane has been keeping matt tethered to reality all this time

Anonymous

Look who's back! Ole Big Dawgin Gillis !

Anonymous

Watch crab rave next time you read an article of a refugee boat sinking

Anonymous

Gay Bill is stupid and gay

Anonymous

Just saw Shane in Chicago today and he did an entire new hour (except the special olympics joke of course) What a fucking monster

Anonymous

i get so excited for the dawgs that it becomes a tad gay. Sorry not sorry

Anonymous

How many necklaces will billy have next week? Tune in.

Anonymous

Billy made me buy a turquoise necklace from the old lady that peddles her wares outside my apartment. Since then my life has been filled with love and tranquility.

Anonymous

Shane need to get rid of that crystal. Seems like he is been having some negative vibes since he got it. She put some bad juju in it. Don’t trust crazy voodoo ladies.

Anonymous
>>69538506

You fail to comprehend the infinite consciousness of stones.

Anonymous

music video time with the DAWGZ?? god bless

Anonymous

I’m so glad you got canceled Shane, otherwise I wouldn’t of found this podcast, it’s the best fucking podcast ever you sluts

Anonymous

Matt McCusker is a mystical rare gem, remain skeptical if you hear otherwise

Anonymous

great ep

Anonymous

Billy gets bullied by his dmt entities

Anonymous

3 dollar bill

Anonymous

Crab rave sent Shane into a full swirl, he couldn’t resist squeezin bills jacked triceps

Anonymous

Shane looks absolutely miserable. This is the beginning of the end.

Anonymous

Need another Bill episode now, because Matt just kept repeating the same three ideas/phrases for an hour straight

Anonymous

This whole ep was sick as hell.

Anonymous

If you Google Seth Simmons boise Idaho, you can see that he took out an 8k Ppe loan for artists this year lol

Anonymous
>>69594323

You're a twitter liberal projecting your self hatred with this fake doomsday news. Calm down, Greta.

Anonymous

Microwaving a poop, that would be the last time that kitchen accessory was used

Anonymous

Thank you bill for trying to keep it rolling instead of letting Matt ramble on about that boring shit

Anonymous
>>69714992

it's okay man we can't all "get it" , Matt is more for the high-iq and highly spiritual kinda guys, you're probably operating on a verrrry low frequency. God bless you brother

Anonymous

Matt's ability to just push through attempts at changing the conversation is astounding

Anonymous

Prerecord the adds, play them at the beginning and we can skip them. I do that with literally every podcast I listen to. Great Ep guys, big fan.

Anonymous

Prerecord the ads and just play them whenever Matt starts rambling about retarded theories

Anonymous

Crazy Frog to start the pod, lets fucking go!

Anonymous

When gard dog pulled up the 🤫 I broke

Anonymous

Matt dropping a bombs with that horse race joke hahahaha

Anonymous

Matt is right about what he is talking about but I get why he is getting roasted too, you need to be responsible with information dissemination, he has a gnostic understanding of it that makes sense to him but he doesn't understand the concepts well enough to teach. His enthusiasm is pure though

Anonymous

Matt’s explanations for topics in physics and math are so fucked lmao

Anonymous

Matt's third eye was opening in the MRI and the dumb white coats shut it down when they realized what was happening.

Anonymous

Bill just reeks of poser. Crazy frog version of Matt. Too bad because I think he would be okay if it weren't for stuff like the gold chain and "maga" hat facade.

LisaPizza

You were an anomaly because they don't see many brains that don't have anything wrong with them. You're a healthy normal dude lol

Anonymous

Love bill on the podcast, funny shit watching him get annoyed with Matt’s theories

Anonymous

Do the ads btw fuck it get paid

Anonymous

do the ads dawgs

Justin O'Brien

Weinsteins are sick, Billy is gay

Anonymous

billy's mother is a whore

Dick Suckley

gotta steal this shit off YouTube just to hear all the jokes because this site SUCKS MY TEENIS. WTF Patreon

Dick Suckley

this shit has been buffering for 3 years

Anonymous

The ‘have to pee’ story before an MRI is 10/10.

Anonymous

is that fella billy tarded?

Anonymous

Damn Matt going off non-stop and not reading the room reminds me of my ol' cacaine days with the boys

Anonymous

Holy shit, catching up on episodes of the dawgs and i gotta say, 🌈💵 enjoying crazy frog and crab rave was a sweet treat. Shanes face the whole time is pure bliss, any time yu get to put the bros on is a good day