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We drove  around on the audio tour and busted it up before our show in harrisburg last weekend

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Anonymous

Shane calling out kids doing wheelies and Matt saying cannonballs went 250 miles/second. This is peak podcasting

Anonymous

Fun fact about wv at Gettysburg. The wv militia carried the only American flag that included wv as a star. The wv boys did some late night goofin and cut a star off of I belive it was a union Kentucky regimen or Ohio i can't remember...and sewed the star on their flag. So one flag was short 2 stars and wv had all union states on there flag.

Anonymous

I'm gonna pop

Anonymous

Damn I knew Matt and I had a secret connection I also was retard on the rocks at devils den

Anonymous

Letsgo

Anonymous

Hell yeah

Anonymous

First...seat check!

Anonymous

Let's go!

Anonymous

Thanks babe

Anonymous

I'm in the fucking trunk

Anonymous

Love that audio tour. Stop at four score. Grab some roadies.

Anonymous

Let’s ride!

Anonymous

I needed this. Thanks DAWGS

Booker T

More like Buttsexburg PA

Anonymous

I really needed this today thanks

Anonymous

Hell yes

Anonymous

Made my day better fuck yea boyz 🤙

Anonymous

Sick. Btw stoked for the Gillis show this Saturday baby

Anonymous

Love the sketches just keeps getting better hell yea dude

Anonymous

Coming in drenched

Anonymous

salute

Anonymous

The union cheated

Anonymous

What a great day. Thank God.

Anonymous

Shout out the iron brigade shout out the 7th Wisconsin

Anonymous

I can see the veins in my boner now. Thank you gods of the cast.

Anonymous

Cumtown: I’m gay

Anonymous

MSSP: you’re gay

Anonymous

Bill: is gay

Anonymous

Is it my equipment or does the audio seem low? The Dawgz casts on the paytch and YouTube always seem to be lower than everything else I listen to. Maybe I'm just a deaf POS. Not trying to be an audio brat. Love the history lesson. Thanks for keeping us in your hearts.

Anonymous

Hell yeah man

Anonymous

Did Matt just ask "Where we at, battle-wise?"

Anonymous

Hey my dogs a fucking prince man.

Anonymous

Beez going to scope the Sally statue just to take a cig break hahaha. Love the history episodes, especially with Matt mentally time traveling

Anonymous

Miss the burg boys...

Anonymous

Shane definitely did all of the cocaine in Pennsylvania the night before this was recorded lol listen to his voice

Anonymous

Fuck yeah. Was not expecting Christmas so early.

Anonymous

We know you are back, we can hear you. And you aren't live.

Anonymous

This may be my favorite episode yet and I'm not even at stop 2.

Anonymous

Yo dude

Anonymous

Is this the paytch this week or are we getting blessed with 3 episodes? Either way sick

Anonymous

This was awesome! Bring back tardcore history you fucks

Anonymous

Saturdays show was a blast. Had a front row seat to Gillis putting the moves on one of Western PA’s finest skinny big teeth.

Anonymous

A podcast where you're just going to historical places and giving your take on the placards and what happened and shit. That's be dope, I'd be a better patron for that!

Anonymous

A confederate shot the dog? Must have really hated that dog to take the 15 minutes to load a gun back then

Anonymous

This was the best history podcast I've ever listened to

Anonymous

All fingertips touching on this one boys

Anonymous

Matt reading the cannonball speed in feet/second then confusing meters/second for miles was too funny.

Anonymous

This shit show is important.

Anonymous

God damn this rules

Anonymous

I am shocked Matt has never shit outside growing up at the compound.

Anonymous

Matt in New York brings a nice bit of energy into the mix, I’m digging it.

Cam Snyder

Taking alot of shots at your southern fans guys. I literally just have an accent we really aren't all backward tards.lol

Anonymous

Fuck yeah. North rules south droolz

Anonymous

I went camping years back and took a dook in the open air. No joke one of the most freeing experiences in my life. Went from being shit shy to having the confidence to shit anywhere, anytime, no matter the circumstances and I’ve never looked back.

Anonymous

https://www.google.com/maps/@39.8320211,-77.2511998,3a,75y,37.09h,72.71t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sVWB6Gs5-yHIUIsapB6Bkww!2e0!7i16384!8i8192 this is roughly where they were at the "Cupola to the right" moment, follow along on the tour my fellow autistic dorks

Anonymous

The tour is even better if you do it in VR

Anonymous

Holy shit this should be its own show. Do a road trip.

Anonymous

guys I'm telling you, follow along on Google earth VR if you can, or just on Google earth in general, better to see what the dawgz are seeing

Anonymous

The three McCuskateers at it again

Anonymous

There are ww2 reenacters pretty funny http://www.10thmountaindiv.org/enlistment-office/uniform-equipment

Anonymous

this was great love it! beeeeeez high as fuck the entire time

Booker T

Shane’s got David Slobbins 🥛 milk

Anonymous

This is the reason I joined the paytch! Went here with ny grandparents 20 years ago.

Anonymous

My father in law and I were at Gettysburg this same day. I knew I was in the presence of greatness.

Anonymous

Yo my dog is named Sally and is a terrier mutt

Anonymous

Shane’s self hate is unnecessary. We love y’all!

Anonymous

Bro, I feel attacked lol I'm one of those cool car fags you guys saw 😂😂😂😂😂

Aardvark

Fuck barstool. That lacrosse kid is not funny.

Anonymous

Barstool & co. too aggro white..& they sponsor "call your daddy" whoredom

Anonymous

Just some Good Ol' Boys(and a Patriot Bae) exploring Getty' getting sweaty! Legitimate spit-take during your concern/comments on the Fat(s).

Anonymous

Fuck yes, these 3 touring America's Landmarks would be amazing!

Anonymous

One of the best Paytch eps yet. More road trip eps please and thanks

jjmm

Great ep. Mang

Anonymous

Shane blaming allergies for his sobbing. Sad boy

Anonymous

I just finished the whole episode in google earth VR on my oculus. wow.... i'm baked off countless fat dabs and i'm slightly dissociated with reality right now. i feel like i was actually there with the dawgs.... like if you do this, you can pretty much say you've been to gettyburg lol A truly transcendent tour experience if you have VR and can keep up with them the whole time, its the BEST way to listen to this ep. (follow along on regular Earth/Streetview still if you dont have VR!)

Anonymous

Wow what a missed opportunity for an epic video podcast

General Willard

Beezer rules. Keep him on regular rotation.

Anonymous

Damn. Francis Ellis shit talking helmet tilt was hilarious.

Powerful Primate26

Matt McCusker and Shane Gillis THANK YOU for the awesome show in Hburg and thanks for signing my shirt. You guys fucking rock! "you're talking about fuckin Rynolds wife is flickin her bean." HAHAHAHA

Anonymous

I’ve only watched half the free ep, looking at these comments I’m getting excited about this paytch later on, are we talking all time great episode here boys?

Anonymous

Yall should take a trip up to bannermans Island and the Hudson Valley, there's also an armory or something in fishkill thats going to be turned into a fountain surrounded by chillis and red robins and DSW

Anonymous

Yo if you saw some boys in orange chargers you definitely spotted some confederates. Dukes of Hazard fan club

Anonymous

Shocked Matt's never taken an outdoor shit.. wild. U never been camping or on a walk and said fuck it. 🤷 just gotta have some tP its not a big deal if u keep moving. I understand the chinee there.

Anonymous

I live in south Texas and its dogs owned by a specific ethnic group that get sent up north. Hint➡️We live near the border...

Anonymous

3 months in shanghai here, I promise you don’t understand the public sitting. I’ve stared into the eyes of more shitting Chinese toddlers while in line for lunch than I care for.

Anonymous

The Union were the baddies in the civil war. The south is not gay you’re gay.

Anonymous

Great episode, faggots. When Shane has an allergy issue he turns into a bitch and I’m here for it.

Berto

We’re gonna need more on location pods. Take the mics to a Phillies game and get liquored up please

Anonymous

This was amazing

Anonymous

Brian Six words

Anonymous

Ahahaha the dawgs on a educational field trip is hilarious. Loved this ep

Anonymous

This is making me want to do a 717 homecoming with the skis and take a peek at the roundtops with some refreshed eyes

Anonymous

This ruled. Dawgs on history rules

Anonymous

Dawgs on war rules. Read Matterhorn it will blow Matt’s brain

Anonymous

“Lads bulk later in life” - Shane

Anonymous

This is junk

Anonymous

What a wonderful surprise I’ve learned so much today

Anonymous

Chamberlain the absolute BOY! Anyone actually interested in Shane’s story, please watch the 1993 movie, “Gettysburg”. Staring Jeff Daniels. Great background music during battles. Emotional roller coaster but sick overall

Anonymous

also, being in civil war re-enactments is peak dork, but highly recommended.

Anonymous

This ep was so good. Shane please keep adding history based episodes with Matt. Pretty sure most dawgs Love it

Anonymous

Do Auschwitz next

Anonymous

this was great. love shane teaching history to the mostly uninterested.

Anonymous

No lie, had the same problem with needing to shit and a sever lack of facilities

Anonymous

our God is an awesome God

Powerful Primate26

me too brother my grampa used to take us every summer. The wax museum with the crazy awesome battle scene, climbing on devil's den.

justgareths phone

Lord i lift your name on high Lord i love to sing your praises

Anonymous

More of this please.

Anonymous

Is Shane all stuffed up from doing blow?

Mary Fagdalene

this is rad, good ep I'll probably retain this history lesson better than what I learn on my own

Anonymous

I feel for Beezer... guy sounded cocaine hung-over; those are rough!

Anonymous

Y’all boys need to slow down. This shit was wild compared to the regular cast.

Anonymous

https://youtu.be/N1V3JW4HeBs

Anonymous

Old Bill take a look at these guys, theyre all gay like you They need someone to fuck them the whole night through Just one look in your eyes I can tell you blow dudes -- Neil Young, Old Bill (who is gay)

Anonymous

central PA amateur local historian here. the union would camp on chickie's rock near marietta to spot the confederates from a distance.

Anonymous

also they burned the wooden bridge between york and columbia to stop the south during the war, pretty heroic. central PA civilians may have won the war

Anonymous

Dafuq is wrong with you two..disgusting..leave humor to shane

Anonymous

Fucking love the history-casts. How good is our god?

Anonymous

Shane needs to put more respect on Mainers lest we forget the 20th Maine

Anonymous

This ruled,

Anonymous

This had me in stitches

Anonymous

derosa needs to stick to sandwiches

Anonymous

L.ao did shane almost throw out a hunter s Thompson quote, "let me show you the southrn high water mark" they say if you go up on the highest hill on the outside of Gettysburg you can still see, where boys layer down the law

Anonymous

Awww was this the best ever

Anonymous

Shane tallying up beezers milkshake intake for the weekend 😂😂

Anonymous

This was mounds and bounds better than anything tim dillon has put out on his patreon. I would love another historical audio tour. Have the GF be the camera

Anonymous

If he was on coke he’d be hitting slapshots in the Flyers car park.

Adam

Nice job telling those kids to stop popping them disrespectful wheelies

Anonymous

Love when the dawgs talk history

Anonymous

Shane needs to stop being a puss cake this was a dope paytch ep

Stephanie Wrye

You on live was hilarious I need more of that ....I would follow you on ig live all the time! Sedona!!

Anonymous

The HarderCore History episodes are so good. The Mario Tonelli one Especially

Anonymous

More history podcasts!

Anonymous

if you posted a comment i fucked your family and shit in your kitchen

Anonymous

damn bro, lemme hear that shit 💉

Anonymous

this was sick broskis, video next time would be awesome, love these history casts.

Anonymous

shanes allergies are so much damn worse than his covid 19.....thats a real patriot.

Optimus Piss

Loved the audio, sad there's no video

Anonymous

Next stop the Young Bull Run?

Anonymous

This podcast ruled. Shane don't be so self-conscious! We love when you talk history and own it!!

Raoul Duke

These history casts are nice, keep em' coming yo!

Anonymous

Some of Matt's comments in this episode are my favorite of all time. "Sorry your husbands sucked at war."

Anonymous

I would pay 10 bucks a month for historical battlefield dawgcast

Anonymous

No good episoded is complete without shane saying "this stinks" serious bro, cut that fem energy lol goin bobby lee on us

Anonymous

Saw Shane in Tampa this weekend. Shane gave me a blowy to say nice things. Show ruled!

Anonymous

Me too dude… no blowy though. He noticed my Nebrasky hat. Ball rules. Great show

Anonymous

The whole Phil prank bit fuckin’ got me holy shit!

Anonymous

Public shitting definitely changes you.. it can be traumatic shit leads to having feelings and being gay and stuff

Anonymous

shout-out to all the Dawgs who have been on an autistic tear of civil war research since this ep dropped...

Anonymous

This was awesome. Devil’s den is insane. Shit was 103 degrees when they were fighting there

Anonymous

Miss my dawgz man

Anonymous

i need the dawgz

Anonymous

Atleast there's a new War mode to listen to while we wait.. thanks a lot Laymeire

Anonymous

Hey guys be patient with this weeks episode, sadly I heard from an insider that Shane was beat up (like a dog) the other night after a show, he's not in good shape and it may be awhile before he has the strength to speak again. May the lord show him mercy.

Anonymous

Gay Bill loves beating dogs

Anonymous

Gay Bill beats dogs

Anonymous

Ughhh wheres the pod

Anonymous

Shane is bout to do matt like chrissy d did yannis lol

Anonymous

At the risk of sounding like a desperate junkie...WHERES MY FUCKING FIX MAN!?!?

Anonymous

Have you read O’Reilly’s Killing Lincoln? I’m fifty pages in and it’s good so far. Curious what the dawgs thought?

Anonymous

I’m bored of all the other casts, I need a hot cast.

Anonymous

I’m chippin boys, where’s that cast at?

Anonymous

ive had to crumb 3 times since this afternoon in lieu of a fresh cast. the ol boy is not entertained!

Anonymous

Dawgs are out here fumin’

justgareths phone

Is it true did you get in a dogfight Shane?

Anonymous

The Cast is HOT

Anonymous

Shane is THE Road Dogg.. OH YOU DIDNT KNOW?

Anonymous

Unfortunately so, it seems like they are keeping it under wraps by saying he's on "the road". The road to recovery maybe.

Anonymous

Any more Details on the FiveM gang? I can't wait to be a $1 corner boy lmao

MSsecretpod

waiting on my controller but it should be up and running soon. Just gotta consult with Butterly to figure out how to stream and all that

Anonymous

Good ep

Anonymous

Hot cast

Anonymous

I loved Gettysburg I could spend a week there

Anonymous

Virginia Civil War sites are a much different narrative haha

Anonymous

Devils den

Anonymous

This is great. It's link drunk history but legit significantly better, and it's just off the cuff, incredible. This is how history should be taught for us midwits

Anonymous

"We got the Beezer in the back" hahahahaha

Anonymous

This is awesome! WE NEED MORE OF THIS!!!!!!!!!

dlop

Need more of these

Anonymous

Gay bill

J M Cote

Should have called this 'The Battle of the Allergies of Gettysburg" Holy moly fellas lol

Anonymous

Holy fuck, this is good 🔥🔥