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Lemaire Wants to Cuddle Paytch (Patreon)

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2021-04-22 16:51:20
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2021-09

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Lemaire Wants to Cuddle Paytch

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SkiptoAcceptance

fuck off with your $10 unlock shit. that's low

Anonymous

Lemorp has left the dawgs again

Anonymous

I'm at work cutting quartz and quartzite countertops right now and there is negative energy everywhere.

Anonymous

hell yeah man

Anonymous

shrek 1

Anonymous

Matt & Shane > Bad Friends, 2 Bears 1 Cave, and King and the Sting combined

Anonymous

That 5-grammer is inspiring. Decided that I'm gonna fire up the Vapor Genie on Friday. See you all in the astral realm

Anonymous

I like your new sketch, very funny Matt and Shane. very funny guys

Anonymous
>>58280094

I’m fairly confident Matt and Shane would take that as an insult.

Anonymous

Good luck Matt, may the voices in your head treat you well!

Anonymous

Peace be the journey Matt! When that faggy ass meditation music fails you... listen to Deca - “The Ocean” and “The Way Through” two albums created for people to listen to while in the nether realm

Anonymous

Shane is the first person I've ever heard who said that the first episode of Twin Peaks blows. I'm surprised that he actually watched it. Not surprised he didn't like it though.

Anonymous
>>58285904

I heard so many people say how it was great and weird, I thought I was the only person that heard of it and felt like Shane. That shit is rough to get through, I gave up quicker than Shane did, during episode 2 I straight up turned it off

Anonymous

Damn, Matt's gonna fuck around and manifest a Schuykill death like his ancestors before him.

Anonymous

Matt is gonna come out the trip bein able to control all the elements and enter his enemies minds at will n I’m stoked for it. Shrek 1

Anonymous

This is like watching my left side brain and right side brain talk. Except mine speak more than an hour. Sorry gilly had a trip, give it time bro you'll be alright ❤ lesson learned don't eat a fist full of mushies again lmao

Anonymous

Hell yeah! Sick cast boys

Anonymous

Yoo who else is going to see Shane at the Mall of America? Let's give a good turn out.

Anonymous

This was a great paytch

Anonymous

Good luck Matt, wishing you a peaceful and enlightening experience.

Dasha
>>58289803

saw em in buffalo last weekend he had the whole room goin nuts

Anonymous

Fuck yea lemaire. The boys on his way in two months he’ll be eating pussy and nachos on onlyfans.

Anonymous

Dude Shane you’re too hard on yourself. Great paytch dawgs

Anonymous

Matthew, you need to go 5 dried grams in silent darkness without the blindfold. Need to eliminate those sensory triggers n go inward

Anonymous

Good Vibes to the Shaman tonight. Burning some Palo Santo and vaselining my b-hole in solidarity.

Anonymous

I always have some benzos on hand in case the trip turns bad

Anonymous

yo Matt can you guys bring back the prank calls, they were fawkin funny

Anonymous

Great podcast, the first 10 minutes had me in stitches. You have to video Matt doing his mushroom trip and show the edited highlight on the Paytch, I'd happily go from $5 Patreon to a $10 Patreon and I don't think I'd be alone in that...coming, do it.

Anonymous

Labradorite?

Anonymous

Fluorite, citrine, window quartz (sick), aragonite (sick). Etc. Energy shit is eh with crystals. Psychosomatic maybe. Sick as fuck to look at. Crystalline structures are wild as shit. Quartz with a hematite inclusion is a wacky one. Anyway there's my sperg for the day.

Anonymous

Matt make sure you have a bucket incase you puke on the come up

Anonymous

Looked up changa do I trust buying it online.

Anonymous

😟😟😒😒😟😟😟😟

Anonymous

As an Australian, sincerest apologies for that dumb cunt.

Anonymous

It took me some time to get used to the soap opera part of Twin Peaks so I can see why Shane wouldn't like it. In context with the time it came out the show makes more sense.

Anonymous

Let the record show - Hidden Hollow 3rd platform feels like 300ft when you’re 10 years old.

Anonymous

Shane should do a bit where he runs up to Asians and hits them with the c slut and says “no one will ever believe you”

Anonymous

Rough week

Anonymous

Twin Peaks rules. St.Matthew will not lead us astray.

Anonymous

I hope Matt has a good trip... Terence McKenna stopped taking them after one bad trip 😅

Anonymous

paytch was hilarious, both episode had me dying.

Anonymous

Matt you truly are the man. Sending you positive vibes, the same vibes you send out. Big positive

Anonymous

good luck today man

Anonymous

Matt should strap on some of those depends Lamire was talking about just in case

Anonymous

This episode is actually great. Like Buzz Aldron getting prepped by NASA before launching to the Moon.

Anonymous

It makes me sick that the slut forced herself on our sweet and precious baby boy. All my dude wanted was a cuddle, but ended with a puddle.

Anonymous

Wait I thought this was an alt white only fans. Where did my $5 go?

Anonymous

Yo Matt any chance you could drop a link to your meditation 2021 playlist? Good luck on your journey bro

Anonymous

Good luck on your journey today Matt

Anonymous

LAURIE KILMARTIN IS A MENOPAUSAL HACK

Superhater

i love pot and hate twin peaks, i have also tried to watch it 4 or 5 times

Anonymous

Shane’s on Legion of Skanks if anyone didn’t know, pretty funny, that impractical jokers guy is gay as hell.

Anonymous

Man, started Twin Peaks last night, idk if you spoiled it but the second you said twin peaks I fast forwarded it like 10 minutes.

Anonymous

Agree with Shane on twin peaks that shit was hard to get into

Anonymous

I like Twin Peaks a lot, I can also understand 100 percent why someone would hate it, most of all because it’s mainly hifalutin cunts that rave about how good it is, Lynch is cool though, definitely appreciate him more now considering how awful movies and shows are today.

Anonymous
>>58315935

It’s kind of similar to how Joker was made in today’s superhero only film market.

Anonymous

My mom only made pork chops in the oven and it was always dry as hell lol. After watching food network I invited my mom over for dinner and blew Tammeys mind with some juicy ass chops. absolutely dunked on her.

Anonymous

My grandpa reminds me of sling blade

Anonymous

Put cotton candy grapes in the freezer, dust em with sugar before you do is good too.

Anonymous

Hey can you guys do an ep on Rachael Leigh Cook being end game Boss Bae, or not at all

Anonymous

This is unwatchable.. jesus fucking christ do the fucking mushrooms and lets move on.. fucking spa music and a blind fold!?! In what world does something gay not happen next? Come on

Anonymous

I love Matt McCusker even more now that I have heard him call whatever mineral that crystal is made of « pedialyte » which is what you give your baby when she is dehydrated from puking

Anonymous

Matt took the Koreans are the Jews of Asians bit from shameless. Or possibly vice versa.

Anonymous

Bill mccusker has a mean spotify playlist. Check it out.

Anonymous

I love that he mentions Dweller in the Threshold. Best Van Morrison tune ever IMO.

Anonymous

Oh my god isn’t the “hard wave” just the worst?? Just want to throw a bar of soap up there and call it good.

Anonymous
>>58469500

War mode is the best radio station that exists today, wall to wall bangers.

Anonymous

I laughed out loud when Matt said hes been dreaming about his mushroom trip. Been there bud! Saw your post trip video on ig. Love ya!

Anonymous

What does SODTAOE mean

Anonymous

Great cast, the bull McCusker and shaman Gillis

Anonymous

Suck Our Dicks To All Our Enemies

Anonymous

Come on bro

Anonymous

The time between YouTube and the Paytch hurts way more than the week between the paytch and the next YouTube... I should have just waited for the second hour to start the first but I’ve already jammed all of Billy’s playlists to death

Anonymous

I just like listening to the boys while I’m working ya Chester. The cryptos flying high and I crack a dozen brews with my boys every chance I get! Get that hater shit off the paytch before I get jord to crush you like it’s another day at the quarry

Anonymous

Dawg I need the new paytch eppie!

Anonymous

No paytch this week?

Jake

Matt was in his bag this week but Shane got the shit end of the deal. We’re all in for a hell of a few episodes

Anonymous
>>58628847

I'm guessing it'll be out tomorrow or late tonight. That's how it's been lately it seems. I'm not sure why. it's not like they have to edit it, really

Anonymous

Matt took too much adderall this week. Slow down bro.

Anonymous

Bro is that a salt life shirt? I was living salt life for the last 4 days in key west bruh😎

Anonymous
>>58632363

You think this is bad? Try their appearance on the 2019 Skankfest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-vy23-Lx-c

Anonymous

Dweller on the Threshold

Anonymous

Shane doing beezer 🖤

Anonymous

dude I feel you matt

Anonymous

There is some AGGRESSIVE pussy stank talk at the beginning gonna have to choose a new ep for lunch break

Anonymous

if the pussy stank you're gonna get ganked

Anonymous

mash up pretty much any nasty vegetable with some butter and cream cheese and its a win